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Breaking news, Interwebz – Smart People Drink More Alcohol. Some data fiend decided to see how data on drinking habits correlated with all sorts of other fun factors like religion, education and politics. Educated godless liberals with large vocabularies, it seems, enjoy a beverage more than most. This just in – Educated godless liberals with [...] I really thought I was going to write about this article today. I mean, the title couldn’t be more brilliant – “Cleverest Women Are the Heaviest Drinkers.” I’m clever as all hell. My box of wine told me so. I’m so clever that after I clicked on that link and read that brilliant title, I turned [...] Sometimes I wonder how well people really know me. For example, my sister in law sent me this email earlier this week: A friend passed this on to me… I’m thinking of Volunteering… not running in it. Although I was tempted. http://toughmudder.com/ Oh where to [...] It’s time, yet again, for the monthly wrap up of seriously disturbing search terms that landed people in my tiny little Buggin World. “healthy shit” Obviously someone is really pumped about embracing a more health conscious lifestyle. Good call because this site is obviously the place to go what with all the references to wine, beer, and [...] I can’t decide if Magda over at I’m Just Sayin’ is trying to A) kill me or B) have freaky lesbian monkey sex with me. She’s given me ANOTHER award. Clearly she has ulterior motives or serious issues. Odds are high this will end in death or sex. Either option makes me mildly uncomfortable, frankly. I’m not [...] So let me preface this post by saying it is entirely possible that this will not amuse you as much as it amuses me. However, if it amuses you even a fraction of how much it amuses me, I hope you’re either wearing depends or not particularly fond of your upholstery. Then again, it might not [...] I like words. Like a whole lot. Sometimes I like to find new and creative ways to use words. I think that might be the result of excessive punnage at the family dinner table. Seriously, we’ve had guests request road maps to navigate the conversations at family functions. I REALLY like to make up new words and [...] You might be surprised to learn that I have some pretty weird friends. I’ll just pretend you all responded correctly. In case you’d like to play along at home, any of these responses will work: Gasp! What?! Not you!! For example, I have a friend that we affectionately call Creamed Corn. You need not know the reason [...] Today I’m hosting my sad little Hoboken Thanksgiving for the handful of orphans I was able to round up. Rocco has yet again banished me from the kitchen. Sure I managed to ruin three cutting boards and break the lemon press, but we’re up three blisters and two new scars. By my math we’re ahead! Good thing [...] NaBloPoMo I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I’m the teensy weensiest bit Type A. And yet, somehow I’m also incredibly good at unemployment. What can I tell you, Interwebz? I’m an enigma. The last time I enjoyed unemployment was fresh from my “downsizing” at Columbia Records. (That is a story that you won’t get out of [...] |
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