I Have a Brablem (Part One)

Before we get started here, why don’t you stroll on over to Craftastrophe and check out my latest find.  It’ll put hair on your chest.  Literally.

Speaking of which, I’m going to mix it up, Interwebz.  Today, rather than talk about my vag as per usual, I’m going to talk about my boobs.  Who says I’m a [...]

Search Optimization-ish

Yes, it’s that time of the month again.  (There really is no way to string those words together and NOT have it sound menstrual.  It’s not, I swear.)  It’s time for me to out all the sick little monkeys that land here in my little Buggin world via bizarre searches.

What is it with you people and [...]

A Random Shoe Story

I think it’s safe to say Spring is here – as evidenced by the copious amounts of mucus currently congealing in the back of my throat.  It seems like Mother Nature is finally going to let me wear a pair of cute shoes as opposed to the galoshes and snow boots I’ve worn exclusively for the [...]

Further Proof I Should Plan Ahead

Well THAT went well.

Who knew that I actually DID have an April Fool’s trick up my sleeve?  Granted, it wasn’t really intentional but I think it still counts.  Yesterday evening, if you thought you might saunter over here to my little BugginWorld and catch up on the latest in vagina news, you were in for a [...]

Rainy Days and Mondays

They weren’t supposed to leave until tomorrow, but that Mom o’ mine is like a horse.  No, she doesn’t have disturbingly large nostrils and front teeth…much.  Once she smells the barn there’s just no keeping her away.

Also, I may or may not have worn them the fuck out.  Mom’s seventy year old knees do not take [...]

Search Optimization-ish

It’s time, yet again, for the monthly wrap up of seriously disturbing search terms that landed people in my tiny little Buggin World.

“healthy shit” Obviously someone is really pumped about embracing a more health conscious lifestyle.  Good call because this site is obviously the place to go what with all the references to wine, beer, and [...]

Kingston by Starlight

“…all lovers have a duty to be generous to those that share their emotions.”

Seriously.  Can you have a crush on a book?  ‘Cause I’ve got nothing but big cartoon hearts for Kingston by Starlight.

I don’t know if its reading about a tropical locale as I shiver under a down comforter hiding from the wind chill that [...]

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Sometimes They Can't Be Saved

I broke my two river rule AGAIN this weekend.  Here’s a little clue to manipulating the Elly – tell me you’re moving back to Michigan in three weeks time and I’ll follow you everywhere you go in an attempt to cram in as much quality bonding time as humanely possible…even if [...]

Search Optimization-ish

It’s time for another installment of “Some People Really Should Not Have Access to Google.”  In case you haven’t been paying attention, I like to compile a list of the weirdest internet searches that brought people to my BugginWorld.  I’m a bit of a prude (and stalker) at heart.  So when I’m prattling on about my [...]

New Tricks

The brain.  Dear God the brain.  I think it’s leaking.

I’d love to tell you it’s safe to put down the finger puppets ‘cause I’m ready to entertain again, but I’m not entirely sure that’s true.  I think I have not yet fully recovered from the past week of brain drain.

In a wild moment of motivation, I [...]

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