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Today’s post is from the devastatingly beautiful, tube sock-swinging Kelly of Dufmanno fame. If I had to describe her with a single word, it would be “vagtacular.” Good thing I didn’t call her that BEFORE asking her to guest post, eh? Leave aside for one second the question of WHY Elly let me guest post on her [...] It seems I’m developing a reputation. Obviously it’s completely unfounded, but some of you seem to think I talk about lady bits quite a bit. You should see the things Kelly says about little old me. (By the by, nincompoop is one of my all time favorite words.) It’s all lies, I tell you. LIES. I’m a pristine [...] Frankly, I’m the big winner. There’s been a whole mess o’ giggling up in here – until yesterday that is. Then it got nasty. Did I mention I’m a Libra? Actually, I’m a double Libra with a Taurus moon. For you non-astrology types that loosely translates at “good fucking luck getting that easily-distracted confrontation-avoiding shallow girl to [...] It’s kind of been a crazy couple of days. A lot has happened since my last ramble. I’ll try and hit the highlights…in order, of course. I read some seriously entertaining story submissions for my little contest. Want to win your very own Elly drawing? Of course you do! Here are the details. I bought a house. Technically [...] If you missed the first installment of “A Tale of Two Titties” start here. I barely had time to read the poster propaganda before Nicole was back in the room, honing in on my breasts. “I’ll fasten them for you in the interest of time. Slip this on.” I pulled the swankiest straps I’d ever seen over my shoulders [...] Before we get started here, why don’t you stroll on over to Craftastrophe and check out my latest find. It’ll put hair on your chest. Literally. Speaking of which, I’m going to mix it up, Interwebz. Today, rather than talk about my vag as per usual, I’m going to talk about my boobs. Who says I’m a [...] Yes, it’s that time of the month again. (There really is no way to string those words together and NOT have it sound menstrual. It’s not, I swear.) It’s time for me to out all the sick little monkeys that land here in my little Buggin world via bizarre searches. What is it with you people and [...] I think it’s safe to say Spring is here – as evidenced by the copious amounts of mucus currently congealing in the back of my throat. It seems like Mother Nature is finally going to let me wear a pair of cute shoes as opposed to the galoshes and snow boots I’ve worn exclusively for the [...] Well THAT went well. Who knew that I actually DID have an April Fool’s trick up my sleeve? Granted, it wasn’t really intentional but I think it still counts. Yesterday evening, if you thought you might saunter over here to my little BugginWorld and catch up on the latest in vagina news, you were in for a [...] They weren’t supposed to leave until tomorrow, but that Mom o’ mine is like a horse. No, she doesn’t have disturbingly large nostrils and front teeth…much. Once she smells the barn there’s just no keeping her away. Also, I may or may not have worn them the fuck out. Mom’s seventy year old knees do not take [...] |
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