Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t spend just a few more moments reliving the glory days of August…and the bizarre search terms people used to find this place. So pull back out your white pants and flip-flops, smear a little zinc on your nose, and ignore that chilly rain…at least for the [...]
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Well all in all I’d say it’s been a fairly uneventful couple of days – just your average weekend filled with a hurricane, a house guest we tricked into cleaning, and then a little party where 40 or so people came to visit. While at the grocery store yesterday, procuring supplies for the soirée, we bought a [...] When I’m not researching the latest in DIY projects for my vagina, I occasionally read books. Oh fuck it, I’ll tell you about the book next week. I can’t NOT talk about this:
Blame KeepingYouAwake for this…jewel. He’s always on a quest to find male counterparts to the bevy of decorative options we ladies [...] My brain is a little sludgy lately. I’m not sure if it’s this cold that won’t go away or the weather. Actually, I’m pretty sure I know exactly what it is. I’m getting anxious about my next appointment with Aloysius. November 30th. Three weeks. Twenty one days. Dude. A lot of you are participating in NaNoWriMo (National [...] So just to summarize the week so far: I watched a “comedy” that left me sobbing, I forgot my vagina story, and instead of finding a loving supportive group, I discovered I’m one of a whopping three people that vacuums their oven. And I haven’t even told you about my cat Lucy’s latest debacle involving brussel [...] Today’s post is from the devastatingly beautiful, tube sock-swinging Kelly of Dufmanno fame. If I had to describe her with a single word, it would be “vagtacular.” Good thing I didn’t call her that BEFORE asking her to guest post, eh? Leave aside for one second the question of WHY Elly let me guest post on her [...] It seems I’m developing a reputation. Obviously it’s completely unfounded, but some of you seem to think I talk about lady bits quite a bit. You should see the things Kelly says about little old me. (By the by, nincompoop is one of my all time favorite words.) It’s all lies, I tell you. LIES. I’m a pristine [...] Frankly, I’m the big winner. There’s been a whole mess o’ giggling up in here – until yesterday that is. Then it got nasty. Did I mention I’m a Libra? Actually, I’m a double Libra with a Taurus moon. For you non-astrology types that loosely translates at “good fucking luck getting that easily-distracted confrontation-avoiding shallow girl to [...] It’s kind of been a crazy couple of days. A lot has happened since my last ramble. I’ll try and hit the highlights…in order, of course. I read some seriously entertaining story submissions for my little contest. Want to win your very own Elly drawing? Of course you do! Here are the details. I bought a house. Technically [...] If you missed the first installment of “A Tale of Two Titties” start here. I barely had time to read the poster propaganda before Nicole was back in the room, honing in on my breasts. “I’ll fasten them for you in the interest of time. Slip this on.” I pulled the swankiest straps I’d ever seen over my shoulders [...] |
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