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TEMPORARILY CLOSED FOR UNFORESEEN COLON EXPLOSIONS. looks like you guys may still have to bash my brains in, after all. While I wait for these nine doses of Pepto to have some sort of positive impact, I’ll distract you with these adorable videos that the adorable Sister Mary Hellish sent to me.
I need sleep, y’all. Bad. I’m surprised I managed to avoid drooling all over Herbert and the keyboard. Well, at least it didn’t make it in to the video.
What the hell is a Honky Tonk Parade, anyway? Ugh. [...] I’m back, bitches. I’ll give you the highlights of Ocean City next week, but I would be remiss if I didn’t at least try and convey what it’s like to spend hours in the car with my husband and little brother. This basically sums up all the conversations we had…you know, in between Thom plunking away [...] Today’s grammatically correct and well written post is from the surprisingly tall RySal. You can normally find her baking away while listening to They Might Be Giants over at For The Birds. She has, quite possibly, the sexiest set of legs I’ve ever seen. But because I was warned she was a wee bit shy, I [...] Obviously, I really need to stop following this whole Juggalo / Tila Tequila thing. Then again, the frickin’ New York Times is covering it now, so maybe I’m more highbrow than I realize. That’s me, a highbrow gal that can’t stop referencing the Insane Clown Posse. I’m pretty sure this all the evidence we [...] Three days and two showers later, I’m still picking glitter out of my pubes. I know I prattled on yesterday about how nifty the island was, but I have to tell you about the magic that was specifically Figment, too. FIGMENT’s vision for art looks past the white-walled galleries and into the realm of participation. Art [...] Have you ever read something really wonderful that totally resonates with you and it worms its way into your head and you think about it all the time but then when you try to explain it to other people they look at you blankly, then with horror, then slowly back away from you while you keep [...] I think I mentioned that I bought a house last week. *pulls out paper bag and breathes deeply several times* I also put my wee Hoboken pad on the market. The thing is, she (much like my little brother) is not getting much action. Obviously I’m not doing a very good job of keeping my pimp hand [...] As I mentioned, I (and my gravity defying boobs) have suddenly been thrust (good boob verb, right?) into the whole I-really-have-to-dig-in-and-get-some-shit-done-and-fast world…and it’s kicking my ass. Hard. As exhibited by that incredibly well constructed paragraph and the brain sludge that is leaking out of my ears and pooling within these lace edged demi cups. I love you, [...] I can’t decide which hurts more today, my brain or my uterus. I like it when everything breaks simultaneously. No really. It’s my FAVORITE. Not that my uterus is broken. It’s just leaking. If I wasn’t racking my brain with all this computer/web related stuff, I’d probably be trying to dig that bad boy out with my [...] |
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