Greatest Love (No, Not Whitney)

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Seriously.

These just get more and more embarrassing.  But you keep asking for them.  So I keep posting them.  And in 15 years, Paul is going to be less than pleased that his banana-coated mug was plastered on the internet.

Also?  I love Deb.  Because she sends me amazing things like this.

And a little unicorn makes [...]

And Then I Knew Everything Would Be Alright with the World

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With each pre-baby project we finish, I lose one more distraction to keep me from obsessing about the impending obliteration of my bits and that whole feeding-and-care-of-your-killer-newborn-overlord thing.  Not that I obsess.  Ever.  That’s totally not my personality.

*pauses to adjust welding goggles hanging from life-sized cardboard cutout of NPH*

But I’d be lying if I denied that [...]

The Cute, the Funny, and the I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVOUR THIS BOOK!

Zombie vs Unicorns

My attention span is getting shorter than my length of time between pees, so I’m going to distract you with the fantastic-ness that people send me.

First, the cute.  Patty Punker gave me this.  I was going to originally wait and snap a pic with Paul in it, but based on those latest photos of THE OVERLORD, [...]

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Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t spend just a few more moments reliving the glory days of August…and the bizarre search terms people used to find this place.  So pull back out your white pants and flip-flops, smear a little zinc on your nose, and ignore that chilly rain…at least for the [...]

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How the hell is it June already?  Did May even happen?  Did the Rapture suck up a mess of hours instead of pious people?  Do cell phones cause brain tumors?

Oh wait, that last one is a little off topic.  Blame Sprocket.  Or just go read my thoughts on the subject here.

Meanwhile, back to the post at [...]

Wordless Wednesday

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I don’t think I’ve ever written a Wordless Wednesday post.  If I did, I probably didn’t do it right.  I mean, I’m allegedly writing one now and I’m already on my third sentence.  But sentences are ok, right?   It’s not called Sentenceless Wednesday, now is it?   So all I have to [...]

Give Me An Orange Perm and Call Me Annie

Well it’s amazing just how much sunnier a girl’s disposition can get with two full pee jugs and a sales contract on her apartment behind her.  That girl might even traipse around the house singing Kajagoogoo while eating chocolate chip cookies for breakfast.  What?  They have oatmeal in them.

For those of you that haven’t had enough [...]

Space Unicorn

Today feels eerily like a Monday, am I right?  I’m way too crabby to be coherent.  Lucky for you, Deb over at She Who Seeks sent me this lovely video yesterday.  It’s pretty much the only thing keeping me from lobbing canned goods out my window onto the honking cars below.

Now turn up the volume, let [...]

Search Optimization-ish

It’s that time of the month again.  No not THAT time.  (I’m always this bitchy.)  It is time for another wrap-up of the strangest search terms that brought people here to my little Buggin world last month – or proof that the End of Days is upon us.  It could go either way, really.

“deep, inspirational crap” [...]

A Missing Unicorn

Seeing as how today is Veteran’s Day and both my parents are veterans themselves, I’m going to say thanks to them for their service by not making a single vagina joke in today’s post.  Instead, I’ll just point you to this fascinating article on cricket testicles.

The tuberous bushcricket’s testicles account for 14 percent of its body [...]

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