Greatest Love (No, Not Whitney)

funny-animal-captions-follow-your-dreams

Seriously.

These just get more and more embarrassing.  But you keep asking for them.  So I keep posting them.  And in 15 years, Paul is going to be less than pleased that his banana-coated mug was plastered on the internet.

Also?  I love Deb.  Because she sends me amazing things like this.

And a little unicorn makes [...]

Sweet Uke of Mine

You: Hey, are you ever going to, you know, write stuff again?

Me:  Maybe?

You: Seriously?

Me: I’m sort of in the middle of throwing myself a pity party and I don’t like writing those posts any more than you like reading them.

You: So it’s just going to be these half-assed uke videos for the next bit?

Me: Seems like. [...]

La Vie En Uke

This song always makes me think of Bridget Callahan.  Well I guess not ALWAYS.  I mean, I knew the song before I knew Bridgette.  So before I met her it didn’t make me think of her.  Because obviously.

Why yes, we are still having sleep issues.  How could you tell?

Have I mentioned I tend to sort of [...]

Paperweight

You know what I have to say about new technology?

GAHHHHHHWHYWONTYOUFUCKINGWORKGODDAMNIT?!?!?!?!?!!

So I broke my video camera.  In other news, a friend gave me a new one because he rocks.  Two guesses as to how well that’s working out for me.

*slams head, tits, and video cameras against jungle-themed activity mat*

Well, it’s not a total fail.  I managed to [...]

I’m a Believer

Nothing in this world (0r any other) is sexier than a good looking fella that can laugh at himself.

I’m serious.

Nothing.

No.  Thing.

NOTHING.

*sigh*

See also: Paul Rudd, Tom Smothers, all the other Monkees, and a whole mess of others I’ll think of months from now when I’m sleeping again.

Anyway.  This is not my favorite Monkees song, but [...]

Ukulele Lady

Note to self:  If you pick a song with “ukulele” already in the title, naming your post gets much easier.

I should probably clarify that I’m not in this video.  Seems I’m not feeling super well.  I think I have a bug.  Or a ukulele.  Or fourteen or so.  Currently residing in my lower intestine.

And for some [...]

Superstar

This is a little more Molly Shannon and less Karen Carpenter, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

And confession time: I’m totally counting down the moments til Sir Paul is asleep and I can launch into my wild Friday night plans – binging on American Idol and popcorn.  Do I know how to party [...]

All Out of Uke

Phew.  What a week.  But it’s Friday.  And I have a wine opener.  I’m not afraid to use it.

But first, here’s Installment Three of Uber Cheesy 80′s Love Songs Massacred on Herbert for VD Awareness.  Or something.

Hello (I Still Don’t Know How to Work the Word “Uke” Into A Single Word Title and It Frustrates Me But There’s Cold Beer Waiting, Damnit So Let’s Just Move On Already)

Lionel Richie - Hello Is It Me You're Looking For

It’s like Fiona Apple came up with the title for this post, eh?

Also you can’t use pictures as titles.  Otherwise….

And I’m thinking that between now and Valentine’s Day, all the Friday ukes should be cheesy love songs.  I have a few in mind, but I’m totally open to suggestions, too.  And large sums of money.  And [...]

Danny’s Uke

Not that this song is for Danny.  Well, not the Dan/Dannys I know anyway.  I imagine Kenny Loggins wrote it for some Danny somewhere, but this uke is for Rocco.  I guess I could have entitled it Rocco’s Uke, but then you’d expect a video of him playing and singing.  Or maybe you wouldn’t.  Maybe you’d [...]

Archives

Rambling Topics

What I'm Up To...

My Bloggin' Bitches