Choo Choo Ch’Boogie

Some day I’m going to record a kid friendly song and then NOT curse afterwards. Just not today. And seriously, are curse words what we most need to protect our children from when the world is full of things like this? In case it’s not clear, that last question was rhetorical. […]

Will Uke Be My Galentine?

Ukulele Tuesday? What is the world coming to? It’s COMPLETE ANARCHY under 45. Or, rather, last Friday every member of my family was exploding from multiple orifices. Turns out that there can be too much puke to uke. Also there can probably be too much discussion of exploding orifices. Sorry […]

Colours

I feel so fancy when I write with a British accent, throwing extra u’s all over the place willy, nilly. Or rather, wiulluy, niulluy. My dad used to listen to Donovan all the time. Until I stole his CD boxset when I ran off to college. After that, he was […]

Watch Paint Dry

So I did it. And I didn’t vomit. And I’m still a little shaky so I’m not going to tell you anything other than where to see it. And to thank #watchpaintdry. And to thank the amazing, Vanessa Parvin for her guidance, singing, and gorgeous-etude. And that I’m opening a […]

In My Life

Rather than try and be witty here while I’m distracted with a whole mess of anxious thoughts, I’ll just tell you to go read my new piece on Parent.co instead. Because I made it a personal mission to see how many euphemisms for “penis” I could fit into a single […]

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