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Citizen of the Month Because I am a total and complete whore, I signed up for the Great Interview Experiment of 2009. The basic premise is that the blogosphere is just another social network, and as such, we should treat it as more of a community. We should be more interested in and supportive of our [...] “Seriously, part four?” I hear you screaming. “It’s the frickin’ Poconos already. How much more can there be?” Yeah, yeah, yeah. The correct answer is one more post after Part Four. After our doily laden lunch, we trounced back into the rain to explore more of the moist mountain terrain. I had been begging to stop by [...] French Pottery The reception house of The French Manor was a-frickin-dorable, but I barely noticed the stone work as I burst through the front door and frantically sought les toilettes. As I peed for what was easily fourteen minutes, I took note of the ancient radiator grill by my feet and the crown molding around me. I [...] Thom: You know, I’ve been thinking about your Twilight situation. Me: Yeah? Thom: I know how you can get over it. Me: What if I don’t want to get over it? Mmm, Edward… Thom: You need to go back to your roots. Me: Pardon? Thom: Watch the Last of the Mohicans again. Me: Stay alive!! Thom: I WILL find you!! Me: You’re right…Edward is fading [...] You might be surprised to learn that I have some pretty weird friends. I’ll just pretend you all responded correctly. In case you’d like to play along at home, any of these responses will work: Gasp! What?! Not you!! For example, I have a friend that we affectionately call Creamed Corn. You need not know the reason [...] Maybe it’s just because my inner 13 year old is getting so much attention with all the New Moon talk (and because I’ve been listening to the audiobook all weekend), but I can’t stop thinking about the phrase “my entire life depends on it.” I don’t know how many times I squealed that as a tween. [...] Rocco decided he’s “Team Jacob” in case you were wondering. Can you believe I dragged his ass with me to the midnight showing of New Moon? I can’t get him to put his pube trimmings in the toilet, but I can get him to sit through two and a half hours of tween girls screaming while [...] Crack Rock Oh Interwebz, I’m all in a tizzy. Today is a big day…a huge day…a momentous day! Yes folks, at midnight tonight, New Moon is playing just two blocks away from me at the Hoboken Clearview Cinema. Now the question is, am I nerd enough to go? I have a reputation to maintain, you know. [...] Ok people, you really need to be more boring. I have this big long list of things I want to write about but you kids keep distracting me with your links, and your videos, and your Edward panties….SHEESH! (No Lydia, I really can’t write more than one a day. REALLY!) For example, I was plugging away yesterday [...] The sun is out, my hair is washed, and I’m feeling almost human today! If my life was the original Broadway production of Rent, Idina Menzel would be leaning over me and cooing, “Her fever’s breaking.” Then again, by that logic I’d also be a HIV positive stripper with a hankering for Heroin so perhaps we [...] |
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