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By the time this posts, I and my tapioca sinus infection will be halfway to California. I’ll have already used up another box of kleenex. The people on either side of me will be cursing their bad travel karma and ordering orange juice. Really, you guys are missing out. Also, I will have already insulted another “artist” [...] On a rare evening when both Rocco and I were at home, we stumbled upon Analyze That on the boob tube. Every time De Niro made a snarky comment about bumping someone off, Rocco would turn to me, grinning widely as if to say, “Aren’t gangsters just the BEST?!?” Then he’d bounce in his seat a [...] As I mentioned, I (and my gravity defying boobs) have suddenly been thrust (good boob verb, right?) into the whole I-really-have-to-dig-in-and-get-some-shit-done-and-fast world…and it’s kicking my ass. Hard. As exhibited by that incredibly well constructed paragraph and the brain sludge that is leaking out of my ears and pooling within these lace edged demi cups. I love you, [...] Last night was another strange voyage of dreams. Maybe I need to rethink my bedtime rituals. Maybe I should try chamomile tea. Maybe I need to walk away from my computer earlier in the evening instead of looking to Twitter for a lullaby. Maybe I should just stop swallowing the mouthwash. Regardless, after what felt like seventeen [...] After nine long and expensive months, I am pleased to say we now have a clean title on our apartment. Also, as an added bonus, THEY (ya know, the MAN and his goons) can no longer seize my apartment if the guy across the hall defaults on his mortgage. Who would have ever thought it would [...] I’m still spending way too much time online, surfing the dregs of the Interwebz, and finding some seriously disturbing things…but at least I’m getting paid for it, right? Last night my dreams were a terrifying mashup of I Can Has Cheezburger and freaky German shot-in-a-bunker porn (no link for you – I have standards). Suffice it [...] Citizen of the Month Because I am a total and complete whore, I signed up for the Great Interview Experiment of 2009. The basic premise is that the blogosphere is just another social network, and as such, we should treat it as more of a community. We should be more interested in and supportive of our [...] “Seriously, part four?” I hear you screaming. “It’s the frickin’ Poconos already. How much more can there be?” Yeah, yeah, yeah. The correct answer is one more post after Part Four. After our doily laden lunch, we trounced back into the rain to explore more of the moist mountain terrain. I had been begging to stop by [...] |
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