Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t spend just a few more moments reliving the glory days of August…and the bizarre search terms people used to find this place. So pull back out your white pants and flip-flops, smear a little zinc on your nose, and ignore that chilly rain…at least for the [...]
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How the hell is it June already? Did May even happen? Did the Rapture suck up a mess of hours instead of pious people? Do cell phones cause brain tumors? Oh wait, that last one is a little off topic. Blame Sprocket. Or just go read my thoughts on the subject here. Meanwhile, back to the post at [...] Yes. We’re doing this again. Because frankly I really need to share these crazy search terms with you people so they don’t stay trapped inside my brain slowly gnawing their way through my sludgy brain matter and out my thick skull. “inhale ranch“ Oh honey, I love ranch as much as the next girl. Fuck that. I [...] It’s December – a fresh, new, sparkly clean month. And you know what that means! Let’s jump right in to analyzing the freaky searches that bring new visitors to our land of glitter and vaginas, shall we? “snail jizz“ Let’s start out gentle shall we? That’s what I thought when I saw this one. It’s the perfect [...] I saw a whole mess of moving vans in Hoboken over the weekend, so it must be the beginning of yet another month. You know what that means? Time to troll through my analytics and find all the disturbing searches that led people to my bizarre little Buggin World! This can not end well. “frankenbarbie” – Look Interwebz, [...] In the month of April, exactly sixty-four people landed on BugginWord after searching for “rod stewart latex.” Sixty-motherfucking-four people. Which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that my readers are incredibly confused and disturbed individuals….with decidedly dicey musical tastes. Speaking of mean and horrible, I received this text from Thom yesterday: “Just in case you were [...] It’s Monday, it’s sunny, and there’s a whole new blog post from your favorite Elly. See? That wasn’t so bad, was it? Actually, if you want to swing on over to Craftastrophe, you can score a second Elly-infused post! Yes Interwebz, those fools decided to provide me with yet another platform for inappropriateness and sarcasm. I took [...] It’s time for another installment of “Some People Really Should Not Have Access to Google.” In case you haven’t been paying attention, I like to compile a list of the weirdest internet searches that brought people to my BugginWorld. I’m a bit of a prude (and stalker) at heart. So when I’m prattling on about my [...] As promised, I’m back with the second ever “Weird Searches That Bring People to My Site” post. November’s searches might even be weirder than the first time I tried this. You’re probably going to want to grab a drink before you read this. But you should shotgun that drink because a) it’ll make this more amusing [...] I might have to add a monthly feature here on your favorite BugginBlog. I have this worry though, you see. Sometimes my sense of humor can be a little…off (or so I’m told). The things that make me snarf and accidentally inhale ranch dressing into my nose might not have the same effect on the average [...] |
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