Search Optimization-ish

Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t spend just a few more moments reliving the glory days of August…and the bizarre search terms people used to find this place.  So pull back out your white pants and flip-flops, smear a little zinc on your nose, and ignore […]

Search Optimization-ish

How the hell is it June already?  Did May even happen?  Did the Rapture suck up a mess of hours instead of pious people?  Do cell phones cause brain tumors? Oh wait, that last one is a little off topic.  Blame Sprocket.  Or just go read my thoughts on the […]

Search Optimization-ish

Yes.  We’re doing this again.  Because frankly I really need to share these crazy search terms with you people so they don’t stay trapped inside my brain slowly gnawing their way through my sludgy brain matter and out my thick skull. “inhale ranch”  Oh honey, I love ranch as much […]

Search Optimization-ish

It’s December – a fresh, new, sparkly clean month.  And you know what that means!  Let’s jump right in to analyzing the freaky searches that bring new visitors to our land of glitter and vaginas, shall we? “snail jizz”  Let’s start out gentle shall we?  That’s what I thought when […]

Search Optimization-ish

I saw a whole mess of moving vans in Hoboken over the weekend, so it must be the beginning of yet another month.  You know what that means?  Time to troll through my analytics and find all the disturbing searches that led people to my bizarre little Buggin World! This […]

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