Like A David Bowie Song But With More Boobs

This morning, while waiting for the green light to condone another cup of espresso, I turned to my husband and whispered, “I’m drinking coffee.  Willingly.  I’m a suburban housewife that drives her TWO kids through the two-lane streets of Jersey.  In a minivan.  That drinks coffee.”  I glanced down at […]

If Boobs Could Talk

Left Boob: This is it.  This is the time it’s going to work.  I can feel it. Right Boob: *snicker* Left Boob: No really!  I’ve been working out – you know – pumping like mad. Paul: *latches on* Left Boob: Oh yo!  Here we go! Paul: *whimpers, scowls* Right Boob: […]

Search Optimization-ish

Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t spend just a few more moments reliving the glory days of August…and the bizarre search terms people used to find this place.  So pull back out your white pants and flip-flops, smear a little zinc on your nose, and ignore […]

Search Optimization-ish

Here we go again, Interwebz!  Since I missed sharing all the gory June details with you due to that whole move and national holiday thing, today you get DOUBLE the frightening search results that led people to my douchey little blog. Well not double exactly.  Or even kind of.  It’s […]

Search Optimization-ish

It’s May.  A new month.  One that will be sadly devoid of tequila for me, but a new month none the less.  Which of course means it’s time to learn more about all the sick little monkeys trolling the internet that occasionally stumble into my little BugginWorld.  And as usual, […]

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