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Here we go again, Interwebz! Since I missed sharing all the gory June details with you due to that whole move and national holiday thing, today you get DOUBLE the frightening search results that led people to my douchey little blog. Well not double exactly. Or even kind of. It’s really the same amount I give you [...] Doesn’t this make you want to get married all over again?
Yeah, me either. I’m home. I’ve decided I can say that confidently because I have a new definition of “home.” Home is where the fresh-made banana pudding is chilling in the fridge. In other news, banana pudding may well have just replaced a [...]  If I ever win a Tony, I sure do hope it’s a year when NPH is hosting. I’ve already planned my acceptance. First, I’ll lick my award – Paula Deen style, y’all. Then, I’ll forgo a formal acceptance speech and dedicate my window of time to presenting a clear, concise (possibly bulleted and with full illustrations) [...] It’s May. A new month. One that will be sadly devoid of tequila for me, but a new month none the less. Which of course means it’s time to learn more about all the sick little monkeys trolling the internet that occasionally stumble into my little BugginWorld. And as usual, I’m scratching my head like a [...] Are you ready to do this again? I swear these just get weirder and weirder. I’m not even including all the things people want Paula Deen to lick. See how good I am to you people? “i’m going to kill you in the face“ I had an incredibly rough morning where a man I’d never previously [...] I keep trying not to write about this. Because I know it’s not the sort of thing you’re supposed to say out loud. But people, I say everything out loud. And trying not to write about it makes it the only thing I think about which makes it impossible for me to write about anything else [...]  I’m thinking my next career should be in television. I have a brilliant idea for a new show. I dreamt about it last night. Are you ready for me to drop this brilliance on you? Cooking with Steven Tyler. Right? Am I right or what? I’m right, peeps. I’m sure of it. Can’t you just picture our favorite dirty [...] Forget Lindsay Lohan. Forget Charlie Sheen. You know who I want to party with? Paula Deen, y’all.
Who else can take a ham to the face and just keep on laughing? And her time management skills are pretty darn solid. Unlike a certain girl that just spent forty-five minutes trying to photoshop a picture of her [...] |
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