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NaBloPoMo
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I’m the teensy weensiest bit Type A. And yet, somehow I’m also incredibly good at unemployment. What can I tell you, Interwebz? I’m an enigma.
The last time I enjoyed unemployment was fresh from my “downsizing” at Columbia Records. (That is a story that you won’t get out of [...]
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“I just want to go home, stick my tongue in the wife’s ass and hang with the kids.” That’s not exactly the type of thing you expect to hear during a working lunch, right? I’ve been in my share of weird situations but I still managed to choke on my sandwich as I gasped in surprise. [...]
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I tell ya, I have been making out like a bandit. The musical theater gods are smiling on me and I like it. Apparently the stories about my never saying “no” are making the rounds on the Great White Way. (That sounds far dirtier than I intended…so of course I’m leaving it!)
There are a few rules [...]
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BahROOSE
I always forget just how much fun a Bruce Springsteen show can be. While I enjoy his records, I rarely crave his music or seek out a particular song. As an artist, I’m not sure he’d even make my top twenty list. That doesn’t mean I don’t love the hell out of seeing his ass [...]
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Brain.
Not working.
For shit, today.
In fact, my head actually hurts from heavy brain. I started about four different potential posts this morning only to repeatedly get lost in verb conjugation.
I also can’t stop singing “All the Single Ladies” in my head. Are the two directly related? Can’t tell ya. I like Beyonce an awful lot when my [...]
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Oprah Live
Last Friday, Gwen and I snuck into the Oprah taping live in Central Park. As we settled into our seats inside the lighting booth, I mapped out the best route through the crowd for when I pulled my Kanye. I rehearsed my lines for Gwen, “Congrats and Imma let you finish, but Phil Donohue [...]
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UPDATED 9/8:
I’m awfully pleased to learn that Patagonia has terminated their relationship with SIGG Water Bottles.
Patagonia is currently accepting returns of any SIGG bottle purchased through the company, and it’s offering its customers full refunds. (Unlike, say, a certain bottle manufacturer.) All unused SIGG inventory on Patagonia store shelves will be sent back to SIGG to [...]
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