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You ever have someone try and turn you on to something that just doesn’t quite fit you, but you can still tell it’s really, really awesome? Even if you don’t enjoy it as much as you probably ought to? You know, like The Dave Matthews Band, or imported stinky cheeses, or anal sex. Yeah. So I just [...] The first time I saw that tall, shiny Sony building peaking out above the trees of Central Park, I knew I wanted to work there. After all, inside that building was the headquarters of Columbia Records, the label of one Jeff Buckley. I was entranced by his face as I pulled the stacks of Grace from their [...] *whimper* My ass is officially kicked. Next time I consider taking a gig to cover a six city tour in three weeks, can you please punch me in the kayak? Hard? With brass knuckles? If you aren’t allowed to take decongestants, you probably shouldn’t fly cross country with a sinus infection. I blew out my ear on the [...] Have you ever read something really wonderful that totally resonates with you and it worms its way into your head and you think about it all the time but then when you try to explain it to other people they look at you blankly, then with horror, then slowly back away from you while you keep [...] Some mornings I sit and look at this blank screen and I have abso-smurfly nothing to say. That little blinking cursor just appears and disappears, over and over again, relentlessly taunting my uninspired ass. This is such a day. Fucking blinking cursor. I just read that Ricky Martin is gay. In other breaking news, my name is Elly, [...] This week has been all about the squishy love fests. I like squishy love fests. Well, I’m not really into the squishy love fests I just read about on SexIs, but I like…you know…completely non-sexual and pudding free squishy love fests. Oh hell, this isn’t going well already. You probably aren’t going to believe this, but every [...] I’m all about the emoticons. Well, maybe not ALL about them. I get all stabby when AIM throws one of those smiley face rainbows across my window, but otherwise I take no major issues with emoticons. In fact, Magda introduced me to the best one ever! ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› Yup. I’m all for tools of self expression. Except for [...] Bad Ass Bugs Sometimes the Blog Fairies smile upon you. I was drawing a complete blank on what to write today until Jamie from A Cheeto Named Larry (that is a FANTASTIC blog name) tagged me as someone he’d like to know more about. Oh Honey, that was brave. So now my little brain (that is still trying [...] I’m still spending way too much time online, surfing the dregs of the Interwebz, and finding some seriously disturbing things…but at least I’m getting paid for it, right? Last night my dreams were a terrifying mashup of I Can Has Cheezburger and freaky German shot-in-a-bunker porn (no link for you – I have standards). Suffice it [...] Ok people, you really need to be more boring. I have this big long list of things I want to write about but you kids keep distracting me with your links, and your videos, and your Edward panties….SHEESH! (No Lydia, I really can’t write more than one a day. REALLY!) For example, I was plugging away yesterday [...] |
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