Ukulele Lady

Note to self:  If you pick a song with “ukulele” already in the title, naming your post gets much easier.

I should probably clarify that I’m not in this video.  Seems I’m not feeling super well.  I think I have a bug.  Or a ukulele.  Or fourteen or so.  Currently residing in my lower intestine.

And for some [...]

Search Optimization-ish

Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t spend just a few more moments reliving the glory days of August…and the bizarre search terms people used to find this place.  So pull back out your white pants and flip-flops, smear a little zinc on your nose, and ignore that chilly rain…at least for the [...]

Muppetational!

Just because it would be downright tragic if any of you missed this, here’s the new video of OK Go performing the Muppet theme song.  Because OBVIOUSLY.

There’s a whole album, you know.  It’s just filled with muppetational songs and it’s called Muppets: The Green Album.  NPR has the whole thing available for a listen [...]

Your Hair Looks Really Nice Today

*stares at computer screen*

*dusts keyboard, looks at screen, shuffles papers, looks out window, watches guy in trucker hat and wife beater trip over planter while texting*

*giggles*

*looks at computer screen, cleans fingernails, checks twitter, switches back to wordpress tab, plays the drum solo from “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” with toes*

*stares at blank screen, rubs cat belly, looks up origination of [...]

Rain

The trees look like Muppets this morning – their leaves bouncing in disjointed, hyper-animated movements, beckoning and warning me simultaneously.  There I see an alligator.  Over there, just above the doorway, I see a small crab.  Then suddenly the wind ceases and so do they.

I love the rain.  Not just because it knocks down all the [...]

Muppets and Monsters

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I’m the worst Jim Henson fan ever.  I didn’t realize yesterday was the anniversary of his death.  Then again, I always think it’s nicer to celebrate the anniversary of someone’s birth.  Which, for Jim, is September 24th.  But I saw this video this morning and there’s no way I’m going to remember to save it until [...]

We Uke You A Merry Christmas

Hi Interwebz.  Tis’ the season for me to crawl into a mug of mulled wine and giggle with my siblings, so I’m afraid you’re going to have to find your jollies (and vagina jokes) somewhere else for a little while.

But before I embark on my epic quest to consume as much ranch dressing and Cheerwine as [...]

Muppets, Jane Lynch, and Snail Sex

This morning I had to do some pressing research (Do hermaphrodites have ovaries?) so I swung on over to the esteemed reference site Google – because if it’s on the internet, it’s fact, right?  Word to the wise: never, ever do research on hermaphrodites before finishing your breakfast, Interwebz.

It’s all Rocco’s fault.  If he hadn’t started [...]

The Problem With Fall

I don’t understand why you people get so excited about Fall.  Sure, it has it’s positive qualities: apple picking, using the oven again, pretty colored leaves, Libra birthdays *fist bumps*.  But nobody ever talks about it’s dark side – the evil, putrid underbelly of this mistakenly beloved season.

Fools.

If you ask me (not that you did, but [...]

Sizeable Thoughts

Crush

Obviously my week got a little off track – a broken heart will do that to a girl.  Before I move on from last week’s unofficial fine arts theme, I wanted to tell you about my trip to see Kate’s (my sister-in-law) exhibition while I was in North Carolina.  Before we cruised to the gallery, [...]

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