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I always feel like I need to apologize for posting these things. *sigh* Today class, we’re going to try and cheer up Vapid. Because she’s elbow deep in snow and funk. Which is way better than being elbow deep in swans. Probably. *double sigh* Let’s just go on ahead and get this out of the way. You should probably [...] Hi Interwebz. Tis’ the season for me to crawl into a mug of mulled wine and giggle with my siblings, so I’m afraid you’re going to have to find your jollies (and vagina jokes) somewhere else for a little while. But before I embark on my epic quest to consume as much ranch dressing and Cheerwine as [...] I’m full of the twitch. (And I don’t mean the lovable superstar hip-hop phenom from SYTYCD. Though being full of Twitch probably wouldn’t be all bad. Crap, four sentences in and I’m already in the gutter. That’s gotta be some sort of record.) I’ve been upping my caffeine intake to try and combat my NoGoFreBouScanNoMo brain sludge. [...] I didn’t sleep much last night. I’d love to have you all think that’s solely because I stayed up far too late watching those Chilean miners being rescued. (Which I did and OH MY GOD THE SON of that first miner had me bawling so hard I started coughing and dripping snot into poor Mildred’s cone [...] My birthday did not go as I had planned. It was supposed to be a mellow day of painting and NPR. Instead, I had an intense and ill-advised love affair with chocolate martinis that lasted a mere three hours. I’m still reeling a bit from the aftermath. In other news, I truly wonder if I will [...] Before I regale you with tales of my poor cone-headed Mildred, swing on over to check out today’s Craftastrophe. I’m going to learn how to crochet and make one of these for everyone on my Christmas list. You’re right, my lazy ass will probably end up sticking red and green bows on cans of Coors Light and [...] I don’t understand why you people get so excited about Fall. Sure, it has it’s positive qualities: apple picking, using the oven again, pretty colored leaves, Libra birthdays *fist bumps*. But nobody ever talks about it’s dark side – the evil, putrid underbelly of this mistakenly beloved season. Fools. If you ask me (not that you did, but [...] Alternate-side parking is the bane of my existence. Do you know how expensive parking tickets are? Don’t even get me started on the cheddar it takes to get your car out of the impound lot. Not that I have to do that much, Rocco. Maybe you shouldn’t read this one. Ahem. Alternate-side parking is always ruining my [...] I still got nuttin’ for ya, Interwebz. Well, nothing that I think you’d want anyways. You’re all welcome to cart off this plague, though. There seems to be plenty of it to go around. Still here? Ok, I’ll help you waste another ten minutes of your day with this beautiful site. As I’ve said before, I just love words. [...] I’m back, bitches. I’ll give you the highlights of Ocean City next week, but I would be remiss if I didn’t at least try and convey what it’s like to spend hours in the car with my husband and little brother. This basically sums up all the conversations we had…you know, in between Thom plunking away [...] |
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