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Drenched Diary Recently I had a bit of a water bottle malfunction and emptied a half liter of Jersey’s finest aquifer into my handbag. While Webster emerged unscathed from the depths of my purse, my moleskine did not survive. I was able to salvage a few quotes that must be documented before I toss this bad [...] My mom worries a lot. Like alotta lot. It’s kinda her thing. So much so, we siblings like to take turns being the one she’s worrying about. Sometimes it works out without much work. For example, I kept most of 2008 and the beginning of 2009 on lock down with that whole cancer bag. Drew kept [...] Sadly I’ve had to give up on the unofficial experiment to see just how long I can go without washing my hair. Six days, apparently. So here I sit, surrounded by newspaper and cardboard carnage with squeaky clean hair. Pitiful. I didn’t even make it a full week! Clearly my dedication and work ethic have waned. This [...] I’m sitting on a pastel plaid couch listening to the sea and breathing. The only boxes I can see are those housing board games. Every now and again a Frisbee flies above the top of the dunes and pops into vision. It’s a nice break from the desolate wasteland that is our apartment. And where’s poor Rocco? [...] Lucy in a box I suppose it’s time to suck it up and write more about the house booshit. My house is a disaster and I’m literally sitting on a box as I type. Soon I’ll box up the desktop (yes she has a name but it’s explicit and I haven’t had a mimosa so I’m [...] Today was my first chance to wallow in slumber for the past week or so. Between all the housing booshit and preparing for and bonding with the family for Drew’s big birthday bash, I just got plum wore out. Of course I’ve decided that I’m fully and completely recovered, therefore I can conquer the world. I may have been [...] Ever gone to a bar and completely forgotten it’s Cinco de Mayo? Me either. But despite Hoboken being about as monochromatic as imaginable, my peeps are out in full force celebrating the holiday. Speaking of which…Did you know that yesterday was StarWars Day? May the fourth be with you… Things are looking up on the housing front. I [...] I’m now officially a twit. I have yet to decide how I really feel about it. I think it’s slow, glitchy, and awkward. I think the search function is for shit. I think Facebook is a far better tool. I think I’m a lemming and I’m trying it anyway. If my big brother is doing it, [...] |
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