Suck It, Martha

It’s getting all kinds of O. Henry up in here.  (Do people outside of Greensboro, North Carolina know anything about O. Henry or his stories?  I swear we learned to recite “The Gift of the Magi” in kindergarten.  I guess they wanted to prove we could produce things other than […]

Search Optimization-ish

In the month of April, exactly sixty-four people landed on BugginWord after searching for “rod stewart latex.”  Sixty-motherfucking-four people.  Which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that my readers are incredibly confused and disturbed individuals….with decidedly dicey musical tastes. Speaking of mean and horrible, I received this text from […]

New Tricks

The brain.  Dear God the brain.  I think it’s leaking. I’d love to tell you it’s safe to put down the finger puppets ‘cause I’m ready to entertain again, but I’m not entirely sure that’s true.  I think I have not yet fully recovered from the past week of brain […]

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