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 So far my parents are failing miserably at the little “Grandkid Caretaker Trial Run” test we’ve given them with the cats. Well, that’s not entirely true. They were going gangbusters for a bit there – building toys, attempting to play chase despite arthritic knees, napping on the floor of the basement in the hopes that Lucy might [...] I Sprocketed this morning. Obviously I’m getting enough fiber, after all. No really, slide on over there to check out the most offensive political ad ever created in the history of all time. I left my girls down in Virginia with Mom and Dad. Their base camp is Dad’s wood shop. When I left, [...]  If I ever win a Tony, I sure do hope it’s a year when NPH is hosting. I’ve already planned my acceptance. First, I’ll lick my award – Paula Deen style, y’all. Then, I’ll forgo a formal acceptance speech and dedicate my window of time to presenting a clear, concise (possibly bulleted and with full illustrations) [...] If your Monday attention span is half as bad as mine is….did you say something? Huh. I could have sworn I heard did you happen to notice where I put my house keys? I wonder if Rocco remembered to forward the I haven’t seen Lucy in at least two hours. I hope I didn’t seal her [...]  I don’t think I’ve ever written a Wordless Wednesday post. If I did, I probably didn’t do it right. I mean, I’m allegedly writing one now and I’m already on my third sentence. But sentences are ok, right? It’s not called Sentenceless Wednesday, now is it? So all I have to [...] I’m going to assume your attention span is as non-existent as mine is today. Wait, what are we talking about again? Right. Almost a week later I still can’t stop watching this. I need an intervention. Help me.
And then, can you buy me one of these? Reginald needs a friend. I'd call him Ferdinand. And I'd [...] Hi Interwebz. Tis’ the season for me to crawl into a mug of mulled wine and giggle with my siblings, so I’m afraid you’re going to have to find your jollies (and vagina jokes) somewhere else for a little while. But before I embark on my epic quest to consume as much ranch dressing and Cheerwine as [...] So just to summarize the week so far: I watched a “comedy” that left me sobbing, I forgot my vagina story, and instead of finding a loving supportive group, I discovered I’m one of a whopping three people that vacuums their oven. And I haven’t even told you about my cat Lucy’s latest debacle involving brussel [...] Alternate-side parking is the bane of my existence. Do you know how expensive parking tickets are? Don’t even get me started on the cheddar it takes to get your car out of the impound lot. Not that I have to do that much, Rocco. Maybe you shouldn’t read this one. Ahem. Alternate-side parking is always ruining my [...] Are other people driven to tackle home improvement projects anytime there’s a national holiday? It’s President’s Day, you say? Well then let’s repaint the bathroom! You’re hosting a Memorial Day barbecue, eh? Sorry, I can’t attend. I’ve got plans to tear apart a hutch and use the scrap wood to build a desk. So, as per [...] |
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