In My Life

Rather than try and be witty here while I’m distracted with a whole mess of anxious thoughts, I’ll just tell you to go read my new piece on Parent.co instead. Because I made it a personal mission to see how many euphemisms for “penis” I could fit into a single […]

La Vie En Uke

This song always makes me think of Bridget Callahan.  Well I guess not ALWAYS.  I mean, I knew the song before I knew Bridgette.  So before I met her it didn’t make me think of her.  Because obviously. Why yes, we are still having sleep issues.  How could you tell? […]

Paperweight

You know what I have to say about new technology? GAHHHHHHWHYWONTYOUFUCKINGWORKGODDAMNIT?!?!?!?!?!! So I broke my video camera.  In other news, a friend gave me a new one because he rocks.  Two guesses as to how well that’s working out for me. *slams head, tits, and video cameras against jungle-themed activity […]

Superstar

This is a little more Molly Shannon and less Karen Carpenter, but it’s the thought that counts, right? And confession time: I’m totally counting down the moments til Sir Paul is asleep and I can launch into my wild Friday night plans – binging on American Idol and popcorn.  Do […]

Uke, Uke, Uke

I’m still pregnant so you get another ukulele video.  This one’s for Grandpa.  I don’t have much else to say about that. Oh wait, yes I do.  You people are adorable.  Thanks for all the love and support and emails and wall posts and tweets and…  You make my heart […]

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