La Vie En Uke

This song always makes me think of Bridget Callahan.  Well I guess not ALWAYS.  I mean, I knew the song before I knew Bridgette.  So before I met her it didn’t make me think of her.  Because obviously.

Why yes, we are still having sleep issues.  How could you tell?

Have I mentioned I tend to sort of [...]

Paperweight

You know what I have to say about new technology?

GAHHHHHHWHYWONTYOUFUCKINGWORKGODDAMNIT?!?!?!?!?!!

So I broke my video camera.  In other news, a friend gave me a new one because he rocks.  Two guesses as to how well that’s working out for me.

*slams head, tits, and video cameras against jungle-themed activity mat*

Well, it’s not a total fail.  I managed to [...]

Superstar

This is a little more Molly Shannon and less Karen Carpenter, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

And confession time: I’m totally counting down the moments til Sir Paul is asleep and I can launch into my wild Friday night plans – binging on American Idol and popcorn.  Do I know how to party [...]

Uke, Uke, Uke

I’m still pregnant so you get another ukulele video.  This one’s for Grandpa.  I don’t have much else to say about that.

Oh wait, yes I do.  You people are adorable.  Thanks for all the love and support and emails and wall posts and tweets and…  You make my heart all squishy.

That’s my excuse for being so [...]

Ain’t Nothing Gonna Break-a My Uke

I totally missed that this was Friday the 13th, but this week’s uke video is still pretty scary.  Ok it’s not.  Shut up.  I haven’t slept.  Look!  A pony!

In case you missed my tweet about it last week, I was in the Washington Post.  I had a whole line in a short article [...]

Hey Uke

I swear I brushed my hair at least once this week, though you’d never know it from today’s video.  And why didn’t anyone tell me to take prenatal vitamins when I finished chemo?  I could have regrown my entire head of hair in a week on these bad boys.

I’m wandering off topic again.  Surprise.

So here’s the [...]

Uke Me To The Moon

Is there anything worse than looking like you feel?  Well, I suppose when you feel like shit, smelling like you feel isn’t real great either.  Which brings us to this week’s ukulele video.  Enjoy Isabella while you can, because she’s getting hard to hold with my ever expanding situation.

I am SO having the best [...]

I Can’t Give Uke Anything But Love

Did you guys read that there’s going to be some sort of crazy uber fullmoon this weekend?  Have your video cameras ready.  Weird shit is going to happen.  I just know it.

Speaking of scary full moon stuff, DO NOT GO SEE RED RIDING HOOD.  I’ll  just go ahead and spoil the whole thing for you – [...]

Homesick Ukulele

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Suck It, Martha

It’s getting all kinds of O. Henry up in here.  (Do people outside of Greensboro, North Carolina know anything about O. Henry or his stories?  I swear we learned to recite “The Gift of the Magi” in kindergarten.  I guess they wanted to prove we could produce things other than cotton and tobacco back home.  Mmm, [...]

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