Greatest Love (No, Not Whitney)

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Seriously.

These just get more and more embarrassing.  But you keep asking for them.  So I keep posting them.  And in 15 years, Paul is going to be less than pleased that his banana-coated mug was plastered on the internet.

Also?  I love Deb.  Because she sends me amazing things like this.

And a little unicorn makes [...]

Sweet Uke of Mine

You: Hey, are you ever going to, you know, write stuff again?

Me:  Maybe?

You: Seriously?

Me: I’m sort of in the middle of throwing myself a pity party and I don’t like writing those posts any more than you like reading them.

You: So it’s just going to be these half-assed uke videos for the next bit?

Me: Seems like. [...]

I’m a Believer

Nothing in this world (0r any other) is sexier than a good looking fella that can laugh at himself.

I’m serious.

Nothing.

No.  Thing.

NOTHING.

*sigh*

See also: Paul Rudd, Tom Smothers, all the other Monkees, and a whole mess of others I’ll think of months from now when I’m sleeping again.

Anyway.  This is not my favorite Monkees song, but [...]

All Out of Uke

Phew.  What a week.  But it’s Friday.  And I have a wine opener.  I’m not afraid to use it.

But first, here’s Installment Three of Uber Cheesy 80′s Love Songs Massacred on Herbert for VD Awareness.  Or something.

Hello (I Still Don’t Know How to Work the Word “Uke” Into A Single Word Title and It Frustrates Me But There’s Cold Beer Waiting, Damnit So Let’s Just Move On Already)

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It’s like Fiona Apple came up with the title for this post, eh?

Also you can’t use pictures as titles.  Otherwise….

And I’m thinking that between now and Valentine’s Day, all the Friday ukes should be cheesy love songs.  I have a few in mind, but I’m totally open to suggestions, too.  And large sums of money.  And [...]

Danny’s Uke

Not that this song is for Danny.  Well, not the Dan/Dannys I know anyway.  I imagine Kenny Loggins wrote it for some Danny somewhere, but this uke is for Rocco.  I guess I could have entitled it Rocco’s Uke, but then you’d expect a video of him playing and singing.  Or maybe you wouldn’t.  Maybe you’d [...]

Uke-a-by Baby

I know.  I don’t uke for nearly two months and I come back with a lulla-frickin-by?!?

AND you don’t practice before recording the video?

You know what?  Baby.  Baby that doesn’t like ukuleles.  *sigh*  Just look at the awesome new t-shirt instead.  That’s the perfect distraction.

And here’s a blast of holiday spirit for you.  The good kind.  Watch [...]

Substiuke

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Happy almost Halloween!  I think my costume will be Flaming Nipple Sleep-Deprived Lady.  I know, EVERYONE is going to be in the same costume and I’ll be super embarrassed but it just seems so much less work than crafting this bad boy…

And no, I haven’t practiced my uke even once this week.  Or last week.  So [...]

My Chunk of Change

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So.  Um.  Hi.

I don’t even know where to begin.  I’m not even sure I’m really ready to begin.  You know what, let’s just start with a picture.

Yes.  Paul is here.  And while I’m trying to comprehend the enormity of him – his size, the responsibility, the relief, the emotions – I’m a big ol’ ball of [...]

I and Love and Uke

There is nothing more ridiculous than a pregnant lady trying to hold a ukulele.  So you’re welcome.  Again.

Be warned, this is a long one.  I just didn’t have the heart to cut a verse out because the words are just lovely.  Plus they’re from NC.  The band that is.  I guess the verses are too, then.  [...]

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