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Are you ready to do this again? I swear these just get weirder and weirder. I’m not even including all the things people want Paula Deen to lick. See how good I am to you people? “i’m going to kill you in the face“ I had an incredibly rough morning where a man I’d never previously [...] Sometimes I wonder how well people really know me. For example, my sister in law sent me this email earlier this week: A friend passed this on to me… I’m thinking of Volunteering… not running in it. Although I was tempted. http://toughmudder.com/ Oh where to [...] Have I mentioned lately that I never EVER pass up free tickets? Just in case you haven’t heard, I’ll state the fact again; I’m a complete and total [ticket] whore. As with all whore-related professions, it’s incredibly important to advertise your availability and proclivities. A gal needs to announce her whoredom as frequently as possible via every [...] Today I’m hosting my sad little Hoboken Thanksgiving for the handful of orphans I was able to round up. Rocco has yet again banished me from the kitchen. Sure I managed to ruin three cutting boards and break the lemon press, but we’re up three blisters and two new scars. By my math we’re ahead! Good thing [...] I tell ya, I have been making out like a bandit. The musical theater gods are smiling on me and I like it. Apparently the stories about my never saying “no” are making the rounds on the Great White Way. (That sounds far dirtier than I intended…so of course I’m leaving it!) There are a few rules [...] In high school, people used to approach me for drugs all the time. I have no idea what that was all about. I suppose the tie-dyed tights and combat boots might have had a little something to do with it, but the purple hair and tattoos were still a few years away. Not only did I [...] |
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