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Me: Hi Pookie. Don: You answered! I thought you’d be busy with your genital origami. Me: My genitals are at Wicked. Don: You’re at Wicked right now? Me: No Rocco is. I know it’s not really your area of expertise, but there aren’t a whole lot of installations you can create with labia. Don: Oh. So what are you doing [...] By the time this posts, I and my tapioca sinus infection will be halfway to California. I’ll have already used up another box of kleenex. The people on either side of me will be cursing their bad travel karma and ordering orange juice. Really, you guys are missing out. Also, I will have already insulted another “artist” [...] There are days when I can’t imagine ever leaving this area. Then I read the Travel section of the New York Times and I can’t imagine ever staying in this area. But then I spend a random Saturday wandering around an abandoned military installation overrun for the day with artsy hippies, and I know I’ll never [...] I saw a whole mess of moving vans in Hoboken over the weekend, so it must be the beginning of yet another month. You know what that means? Time to troll through my analytics and find all the disturbing searches that led people to my bizarre little Buggin World! This can not end well. “frankenbarbie” – Look Interwebz, [...] Frankly, I’m the big winner. There’s been a whole mess o’ giggling up in here – until yesterday that is. Then it got nasty. Did I mention I’m a Libra? Actually, I’m a double Libra with a Taurus moon. For you non-astrology types that loosely translates at “good fucking luck getting that easily-distracted confrontation-avoiding shallow girl to [...] First my lovelies, you’ve got one week left to send me your stories for a chance to win your very own original Elly artwork. When you win, you can make fun of my penchant for glitter on Craftastrophe. Speaking of which, it’s Monday – which means I spent the weekend trolling the Interwebz for frightening crafts. This [...] It’s kind of been a crazy couple of days. A lot has happened since my last ramble. I’ll try and hit the highlights…in order, of course. I read some seriously entertaining story submissions for my little contest. Want to win your very own Elly drawing? Of course you do! Here are the details. I bought a house. Technically [...] While I’m fairly certain I already reserved my spot in Hell many years ago, today’s Craftastrophe post pretty much guarantees my VIP pass for an eternity of Rod Stewart concerts. Awesome. I got a haircut, Interwebz. More on the actual cutting tomorrow, but first I need to get something off my (ridiculously well dressed) chest. Now that [...] I’m a wee bit distracted today because I can’t stop singing “Rock Me Sexy Jesus.” (Really, go watch the trailer for Hamlet 2. It’ll make your Monday.) It’s just going to be that kind of day. I can tell already. Did your grade school have a morning show? Mine did. Every morning, they’d turn on the TV [...] It’s Monday, it’s sunny, and there’s a whole new blog post from your favorite Elly. See? That wasn’t so bad, was it? Actually, if you want to swing on over to Craftastrophe, you can score a second Elly-infused post! Yes Interwebz, those fools decided to provide me with yet another platform for inappropriateness and sarcasm. I took [...] |
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