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I’m full of the twitch. (And I don’t mean the lovable superstar hip-hop phenom from SYTYCD. Though being full of Twitch probably wouldn’t be all bad. Crap, four sentences in and I’m already in the gutter. That’s gotta be some sort of record.) I’ve been upping my caffeine intake to try and combat my NoGoFreBouScanNoMo brain sludge. [...] I think it’s safe to say Spring is here – as evidenced by the copious amounts of mucus currently congealing in the back of my throat. It seems like Mother Nature is finally going to let me wear a pair of cute shoes as opposed to the galoshes and snow boots I’ve worn exclusively for the [...] I’ve got rock climbing on the brain today. “Really Elly?” I hear you asking. “I don’t really think of you as the rock climbing type.” Yeah well, just because I’ve never actually attempted rock climbing doesn’t mean I can’t still use it as the basis for an analogy. I’ve never been to space, but still I [...] I’m having one of those days. I probably shouldn’t write on these days, yet obviously there’s a whole 800 words here cobbled into sentences and paragraphs. The brain is limping today, so forgive me if I wander. Sometimes cancer just sucker punches you in the face and screams, “I’m your worst nightmare and don’t you forget it.” [...] The brain. Dear God the brain. I think it’s leaking. I’d love to tell you it’s safe to put down the finger puppets ‘cause I’m ready to entertain again, but I’m not entirely sure that’s true. I think I have not yet fully recovered from the past week of brain drain. In a wild moment of motivation, I [...] I’m a little angsty this week for reasons too long and self indulgent to bore you with. Blame it on spending Christmas away from my family. Blame it on chemo brain. Blame it on the economy. Blame it on Rod Stewart. Whatevs. The point is, I read the post below and got all kinds of sentimental [...] It would seem that I, Elly Lonon, am the only person on the face of the planet that doesn’t like snow. Well I just don’t. And no amount of cutesy photos of kids making snow angels or tweets about your dog’s icy paws is going to change my mind, damnit. So suck it, snow lovers – [...] Yesterday morning I noticed that my cat was blue. No, I’m not about to crack a joke about the cold weather because a) the cold is not funny, we hates it and b) for reals, my cat is totally blue. Well, not the entire cat. There’s just a chunk of bright blue fur in the middle [...] I’ve got to get out more. I’m all about making up these bizarro projects and subsequent timelines for completing said projects. Couple this trait with my eternal cheaper-than-Scrooge mentality and things get pretty frickin weird around here. The Bounty of Project Shower Curtain Take Project Shower Curtain for example. Mmm, hmm. You heard me. I suppose I [...] |
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