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God these titles just get worse and worse. No wonder someone just came to my site after searching for “fingernail porn.” Seriously, somebody stop me. I’m going to take off on a tangent before I even get to the meat of the post (she said meat). Close your eyes and envision – oh hell that’s not going [...] In addition to a fantastic shower, my Aunt Sharon has a beautifully manicured yard. I’ve seen botanical gardens with large full-time staffs that were less ambitious than this undertaking. Sitting on her back patio makes me feel like I have the key to my very own Secret Garden. The giant blue hosta leaves arch over the brown [...] I finally caved and bought a new phone. Rocco has been creaming for the Palm Pre ever since the press release came out. He’s been using his subtle powers of persuasion to convince me it’s the solution to all my problems. Originally I thought his motivation was just to get me a phone that actually worked [...] Lucy in a box I suppose it’s time to suck it up and write more about the house booshit. My house is a disaster and I’m literally sitting on a box as I type. Soon I’ll box up the desktop (yes she has a name but it’s explicit and I haven’t had a mimosa so I’m [...] I still hate my phone. It’s important for a relationship to have balance. It also hates me. I drop it, kick it, and generally abuse it when it frustrates me. My phone extracts its revenge by locking up at crucial moments and by employing the ancient torture method of butt-dialing. It’s one of those touch-screen numbers, but not the iPhone I not [...] I just splurged on a foxy new blood-red netbook (an Acer Aspire One) that makes me ridiculously happy. It weighs a mere three pounds and I’ve started taking it with me every-frickin’-where. Blogging in public spaces may be my new vice. Oh who am I kidding?! Liquor is still my vice of choice. I find myself planning [...] |
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