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Operation Keep Elly Distracted seems to be in full effect. I can’t count the number of amusing emails people have sent over the past couple of days with the subject of “made me think of you.” It’s some weird shit. My reply? I think that if that made you think of me then clearly you think I’m [...] First, here’s the breaking news. I’m 80% sure I’m not sending his ass back to Steve Jobs so I forced myself to pick a name for my new mac. I’m pretty sure he’s a Phillip. That’s Phillip (rhymes with nip), not Phillipe (as in lords a’ leaping). I don’t think he’s a TOTAL hipster douchebag (at [...] Have I mentioned lately that I never EVER pass up free tickets? Just in case you haven’t heard, I’ll state the fact again; I’m a complete and total [ticket] whore. As with all whore-related professions, it’s incredibly important to advertise your availability and proclivities. A gal needs to announce her whoredom as frequently as possible via every [...] It’s painfully cold here. As I type, I feel the frigid breeze sneaking in through the air conditioning unit at my side and crawling over my toes to slink back out the poorly sealed chimney. As I mentioned earlier, I found an old notebook full of short stories, random observations, and snippets of conversations. I vividly remember [...] Crack Rock Oh Interwebz, I’m all in a tizzy. Today is a big day…a huge day…a momentous day! Yes folks, at midnight tonight, New Moon is playing just two blocks away from me at the Hoboken Clearview Cinema. Now the question is, am I nerd enough to go? I have a reputation to maintain, you know. [...] The sun is out, my hair is washed, and I’m feeling almost human today! If my life was the original Broadway production of Rent, Idina Menzel would be leaning over me and cooing, “Her fever’s breaking.” Then again, by that logic I’d also be a HIV positive stripper with a hankering for Heroin so perhaps we [...] I tell ya, I have been making out like a bandit. The musical theater gods are smiling on me and I like it. Apparently the stories about my never saying “no” are making the rounds on the Great White Way. (That sounds far dirtier than I intended…so of course I’m leaving it!) There are a few rules [...] |
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