Search Optimization-ish

Yes, it’s that time of the month again.  (There really is no way to string those words together and NOT have it sound menstrual.  It’s not, I swear.)  It’s time for me to out all the sick little monkeys that land here in my little Buggin world via bizarre searches.

What is it with you people and [...]

Vajazzling (and Other Things People Send Me)

Sometimes I wonder how well people really know me.  For example, my sister in law sent me this email earlier this week:

A friend passed this on to me…
Thought I would pass it on to all my fitness peeps.

I’m thinking of Volunteering…  not running in it. Although I was tempted.
Anyone else tempted by the insanity?

http://toughmudder.com/

Oh where to [...]

Thoughtless Thursday

I’ve had my caffeine.  I’ve eaten my shredded wheat.  Still I can extract nothing from the brain today.  I think I’m still suffering from a “Book of Eli” induced stupor.  Seriously, DO NOT SEE that horrid thing.  C.S. Lewis is more subtle.

Besides, my uterus hurts.  It’s making me whiney.  My thinking is so fuzzy I actually [...]

Poon Tang Dynasty

My entire world has turned upside down.  First, this happened:

Maybe Facebook Stands a Chance After All

Gwen has more friends than Magillicutty already.  I tell ya, that bitch is inconsolable.  Maggie just sits in the corner sobbing while she takes all the little wire tops off the countless magnums of champagne she’s consumed and bends them [...]

The Benefits of Breasts When Swimming

Hello.  My name is Magillicutty, but you can call me Maggie.  Everybody calls me Maggie.

Well, Gwen doesn’t call me Maggie.  In fact, she calls me Magillicunty.  I don’t think she likes me very much.  She’s probably just jealous because I have a Facebook account and she doesn’t.

Elly likes me though…like a whole lot.  She likes me [...]

First Twitter, Now Me

BugginBoom

So far I’m all about the massive FAILs this week.  I know everyone is loosing their minds over all this holiday bull shit, but I can ease your stress.  My holiday gift to all of you is to share my shortcomings so you can revel in my ineptitude and feel better about yourselves.  Let’s see [...]

Baptism

Yesterday’s big outing was a trip to Long (STRONG) Island for the baptism/christening of our friends’ twin daughters.  I’m still a little fuzzy on what the difference is between a baptism and a christening.  I’m still a little fuzzy on which actually took place in the church yesterday – but as the program is entitled “Holy [...]

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