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First things first – in case you didn’t hear, I’m not dying. Suck it, Cancer. WOOT! With the good news out of the way, I have to tell you just how miserable yesterday was. Apparently weeks of terror are hard on a body. I woke up this morning feeling like I’d drowned myself in a barrel of [...] Crack Rock Oh Interwebz, I’m all in a tizzy. Today is a big day…a huge day…a momentous day! Yes folks, at midnight tonight, New Moon is playing just two blocks away from me at the Hoboken Clearview Cinema. Now the question is, am I nerd enough to go? I have a reputation to maintain, you know. [...] The sun is out, my hair is washed, and I’m feeling almost human today! If my life was the original Broadway production of Rent, Idina Menzel would be leaning over me and cooing, “Her fever’s breaking.” Then again, by that logic I’d also be a HIV positive stripper with a hankering for Heroin so perhaps we [...] NaBloPoMo I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I’m the teensy weensiest bit Type A. And yet, somehow I’m also incredibly good at unemployment. What can I tell you, Interwebz? I’m an enigma. The last time I enjoyed unemployment was fresh from my “downsizing” at Columbia Records. (That is a story that you won’t get out of [...] I know you’ve got to be getting tired of hearing about my chemo brain in all my ramblings on the Interwebz. Day after day it’s my go to excuse for the stupid things I do – locking myself out of the house, placing dinner in the oven but never turning it on, continuing to watch Parks [...] I’m not sleeping so well these days. You’d think the cooler nights and increased consumption of wine the past two weeks would have me sleeping like a baby, but no! Seems I keep having these weird, horrible nightmares – and they’re always about my mouth. I think it’s Rocco’s fault of course. (It’s always easier to blame [...] Always, in the back recesses of my mind, I’m contemplating another tattoo. (Dad, go help Mom off the floor, k?) I find them to be such beautiful forms of art and self expression. They’re also a wee bit addictive. I like to think I’m going to age gracefully and embrace my wrinkles. (I also like to think [...] Sinister forces seem to be at work in the ‘boken. Clearly there’s some strange chemical in the water or some airborne hallucinogenic substance being carried by the breeze. I can think of no other explanation for my sudden urge to harness my inner Ina Garten and get my baking on. The Gloved One Before I launch into [...] I have a love/hate relationship with Sloan-Kettering. Well, obviously I hate them because they have a tendency to stick needles in random places on my body and generally frighten the bejeezus out of me. The thing is, they’re all just so damn NICE about it – hence the love. Yesterday was another dreaded visit to see Dr. [...] Maybe it’s just because it’s hotter than balls. Maybe it’s because I haven’t eaten brussel sprouts in over a week. Maybe it’s because my next appointment with Aloysius is only a week away. Maybe it’s because birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near. Regardless the reason, my brain is far from top notch form the [...] |
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