Substiuke

Happy almost Halloween!  I think my costume will be Flaming Nipple Sleep-Deprived Lady.  I know, EVERYONE is going to be in the same costume and I’ll be super embarrassed but it just seems so much less work than crafting this bad boy…

And no, I haven’t practiced my uke even once this week.  Or last week.  So here’s the ever brilliant Jake rockin’ out Thriller in anticipation of Monday.

Happy Friday!  Hopefully I’ll get a chance to tap the Rockies while Paul is tapping these Rockies…if you know what I’m saying.  If you don’t, then *in my best Captain Hammer voice* The Rockies are my tits.


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6 thoughts on “Substiuke

  1. now I’m thinking of Coors and John Denver.

    I remember the titty fairy from when our kids came along. K2.

    sigh.

    Get some rest, kiddo and enjoy the weekend.

  2. There are so many reasons I didn’t let my crotch parasites suckle from the nips……….one of them being my fondness for my nips.

    That is all. Love you Ellykins!! Lick the baby for Auntie Shawn!

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