Perspective

Paul: WHAT IS THAT?

Me: What are you talking about?

Paul: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

Me: A dress?

Paul: That’s what it’s called?

Me: I’ve worn a dress before.

Paul: You look AMAZING.

Me: Thanks, buddy. But it’s just a t-shirt dress.

Paul: So it’s like a shirt connected to a…

Me: Skirt. Yes. Seriously? This is not the first time you’ve seen me in a skirt or dress.

Paul: I think it is.

Me: Fine.

Paul: You look beautiful. You should wear them always.

Me: I don’t know about that…

Paul: It looks like you’re growing another baby in your belly.

Me: …and that’s the last time you’ll ever see me in THIS dress.


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