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Oh Interwebz, I mean to post more. I miss you sumtin’ fierce. It’s just not going very well. I’ve been working on a letter to earlier me for the past week or two. The letter was supposed to be all, “Don’t fret Elly, it’s going to get easier, if you’re going to clean the oven it should [...] I can't remember the last time I washed my hair in the bath tub. Well…20 min ago…but BEFORE that. # Not that this song is for Danny. Well, not the Dan/Dannys I know anyway. I imagine Kenny Loggins wrote it for some Danny somewhere, but this uke is for Rocco. I guess I could have entitled it Rocco’s Uke, but then you’d expect a video of him playing and singing. Or maybe you wouldn’t. Maybe you’d [...] I woke up this morning with pink eye. At least I think it’s pink eye. I’ve never had it before. Awesome. So like any overly-connected gal, I took to the internet in search of ways to fix it and prevent it from infecting all inhabitants of our abode. I found this: If you develop [...] Note to self: get giant recording contract, become superstar, then hire this chick to be in my next music video. — http://t.co/eYveU4F4 # I know. I don’t uke for nearly two months and I come back with a lulla-frickin-by?!? AND you don’t practice before recording the video? You know what? Baby. Baby that doesn’t like ukuleles. *sigh* Just look at the awesome new t-shirt instead. That’s the perfect distraction. And here’s a blast of holiday spirit for you. The good kind. Watch [...]  Here’s another one to file under the “Shit I Can’t Make Up” heading. Thank goodness I have such amazing friends who bring this sort of thing to my attention.
God bless the Interwebz, y’all. And God bless Madge. Because this is the sort of shit a gal just can’t find in Martha Stewart’s magazine. You [...] Neighborhood watch. http://t.co/ggJcDLxv # Left Boob: This is it. This is the time it’s going to work. I can feel it. Right Boob: *snicker* Left Boob: No really! I’ve been working out – you know – pumping like mad. Paul: *latches on* Left Boob: Oh yo! Here we go! Paul: *whimpers, scowls* Right Boob: *snickers* Left Boob: C’mon kid, you’re giving me an inferiority complex! Right Boob: I [...] "Dad, can you please press 'left boob start' on the baby app?" Seems I need a village AND several electronic devices…. # |
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