Colours

I feel so fancy when I write with a British accent, throwing extra u’s all over the place willy, nilly. Or rather, wiulluy, niulluy. My dad used to listen to Donovan all the time. Until I stole his CD boxset when I ran off to college. After that, he was […]

Watch Paint Dry

So I did it. And I didn’t vomit. And I’m still a little shaky so I’m not going to tell you anything other than where to see it. And to thank #watchpaintdry. And to thank the amazing, Vanessa Parvin for her guidance, singing, and gorgeous-etude. And that I’m opening a […]

In My Life

Rather than try and be witty here while I’m distracted with a whole mess of anxious thoughts, I’ll just tell you to go read my new piece on Parent.co instead. Because I made it a personal mission to see how many euphemisms for “penis” I could fit into a single […]

Jump Into the New Year

I have this inexplicable obsession with David Lee Roth. My current ringtone is the dude belting out Running With the Devil with no backing music. I hate that song. And yet… I think it’s those kicks of his. No, not his shoes. His literal kicks. I can’t think of a better […]

I Will Find the Positive, Damnit

So. 2016. She’s been…a doozy. And I, too, find myself occasionally referring to her as a “dumpster fire” and “the year that shall not be named.” I mean, it’s hard to have Faith when George isn’t even here any more to tell me I’ve “gotta have” it. And I don’t […]

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