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“To me, this growth, this mass, was indistinguishable from the last one. Was it trying to kill me?” Growing a Baby After a Tumor


Read the latest in the adventures of your favorite “woke” couple, Alex and Michael, in my recurring column. Amongst the Liberal Elite


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Once we have kids, we’re all guilty of it – of secretly (or not so secretly) urging our friends to hop on the bandwagon, too. But why? The Real Reason Why We Want All Our Friends to Have Kids

“None of it will be what you planned. None of it will be easy. But I think if you look back on your last 10 years, you’ll see that none of the really good things in your twenties were, either.” Dear 29-Year-Old Me …


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“Mr. Trump’s words from last week are still bothering me.” Trump’s Plea to the Terminally Ill Reveals His Greatest Weakness


 

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At 31, she was diagnosed with Primary Mediastinal Large B Cell (Non Hodgkin’s) Lymphoma. Described at times as “diffuse” and “aggressive,” this cancer targets white chicks in their early thirties. Now, 16 months into remission, the author looks back on her road to wellness, including some sexual detours along the way. Chemo Sexual


 

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After two C-sections, 70 pregnancy pounds and 35 months of breast feeding, my body still does what I need it to, and then some. The Luxury of Not Giving A Damn

My trips to Whole Foods border on religious experiences. 5 Reasons Why Whole Foods Is The Most Magical Place On Earth


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“When all your helpers are under 3ft tall.” Presenting our 12 funniest Facebook parenting posts of the year

“He’s singing, ‘It’s snowing!’ while decking all my ever-lovin’ halls with toilet paper.” Laugh along with the 15 funniest parents on Facebook this week

“For breakfast we’re serving cold cereal and lowered expectations.” Here are the funniest parenting posts on Facebook this week

“The good news: I’ve excavated the car and now we can go sledding.” 11 best parenting posts on Facebook this week



She leapt from the shower, cheeks flushed from excitement and warm water. Mom’s Day Off


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Do they still call them album covers? Why I’m Giving My Kid Free Reign Over the iPad


 

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This is not the time to quit. This is not the time to go dark. Here’s The Facebook Status We All Need Right Now: Love. Must. Win.

The balance sheet of early motherhood is a business model that’s unviable. Children Are A Bad ROI (Return on Investment)

“We don’t put bread dough in our vaginas.” LOLOL: 10 One-Liners That Basically Sum Up Parenting Small Children

Men, you’re in the dark about a lot of things. But it’s not your fault. 13 Things Women Do That Men Know Absolutely NOTHING About

You should know that not all men are in it for the long haul. 9 Signs You’re Basically His Sex Doll — NOT His Girlfriend

If you’re ever considering procreating, think long and hard about the man you marry. 6 Reasons Guys Who Finish Quickly Make The BEST Husbands

I can’t think of a single situation in which I’d chose my ass over my face. 10 Reasons a Woman Should ALWAYS Chose Her Face Over Her Ass

Consider this speed-dating for potential new mom friends. 9 Questions Every Mom Friend Of Mine MUST Be Able To Answer


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If you’re like me, the closest you come to retail therapy is a weekly grocery run. Hell, my trips to Whole Foods border on religious experiences. Why Whole Foods is a mom’s best friend


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Please know you are not alone. On Open Letter to My Struggling Mom Friend on Mother’s Day

It’s time to hang up the jerseys, engrave the gold watches, book the country club, and order the sheet cake. After five years of pregnancy and nursing, I’m ready to retire these fun bags and return to a life free from milk-stained shirts. 14 Things  I’m Going to Do Once I Retire My Fun Bags


 

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