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Paul has decided we won’t be recording a new ukulele video today. He decided that at one am this morning and has been reminding me with a determination that is rather daunting. So you get an old video instead. But it tee-otally meets our VD criteria. Now if you”ll excuse me, I”m off to shove my tits in [...] Phew. What a week. But it’s Friday. And I have a wine opener. I’m not afraid to use it. But first, here’s Installment Three of Uber Cheesy 80′s Love Songs Massacred on Herbert for VD Awareness. Or something.
This is what happens when I don’t get my shit together and record the video the night before. But a gal can’t waste a chance to uke a cheesy 80′s love song, can she? Shout out to Joules for reading my mind and giving me the confirmation that this counts as a VD song. Heh. Nothing says [...]  It’s like Fiona Apple came up with the title for this post, eh? Also you can’t use pictures as titles. Otherwise…. And I’m thinking that between now and Valentine’s Day, all the Friday ukes should be cheesy love songs. I have a few in mind, but I’m totally open to suggestions, too. And large sums of money. And [...] Because I adore you so much, I’ve made one more uke video for 2011. Ok, technically I made it for Neil’s Sixth Annual Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert, but I’m still posting it here for you beautiful people. It’s called re-gifting. It’s the new planking. Probably.
You should definitely schlep on over to his place [...] Oh Interwebz, I mean to post more. I miss you sumtin’ fierce. It’s just not going very well. I’ve been working on a letter to earlier me for the past week or two. The letter was supposed to be all, “Don’t fret Elly, it’s going to get easier, if you’re going to clean the oven it should [...] Not that this song is for Danny. Well, not the Dan/Dannys I know anyway. I imagine Kenny Loggins wrote it for some Danny somewhere, but this uke is for Rocco. I guess I could have entitled it Rocco’s Uke, but then you’d expect a video of him playing and singing. Or maybe you wouldn’t. Maybe you’d [...] I know. I don’t uke for nearly two months and I come back with a lulla-frickin-by?!? AND you don’t practice before recording the video? You know what? Baby. Baby that doesn’t like ukuleles. *sigh* Just look at the awesome new t-shirt instead. That’s the perfect distraction. And here’s a blast of holiday spirit for you. The good kind. Watch [...] So first? I love that you crazy people don’t even need me to write new posts to keep the site going. All you need is the mention of nipples and the comments just keep flying. Well played, you pony-humping freakazoids. Second, until I’m able to answer the question, “What did you do today?” with something more interesting [...]  Happy almost Halloween! I think my costume will be Flaming Nipple Sleep-Deprived Lady. I know, EVERYONE is going to be in the same costume and I’ll be super embarrassed but it just seems so much less work than crafting this bad boy… And no, I haven’t practiced my uke even once this week. Or last week. So [...] |
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