Him: So you know how sometimes I go and book the flights for our vacations without telling you? Me: *blank stare* Him: And then you get really mad. And then you get excited. And then you figure out all the hotels and restaurants and things to see? Me: We are […]
14 hrs later we've finally departed DC crammed into the dining car of a sleeper train. Of course Paul decides this is the time to crap. # And then the conductor wouldn't let me nurse my kid. Lovin' Amtrak. Ask me if i'll ever do this again. # Now entering […]
Just finished the "Fifty Shades" trilogy. And now I'll be re-reading "The Secret Garden" in the hopes of restoring my faith in humanity. # I love my town – the rebel knitting gang "attacked" the downtown park. http://t.co/Rbb1Y9Sg # You can't always save yourself AND the planet. Sadly it's not […]
I've never thought of pureed zucchini as particularly aerodynamic, but boy can that stuff fly. # Sleep – it's what's for dinner. # Dear Aloysius, I apologize in advance for the swampy state of my pits when you have to search them later for swollen glands, but it is HOT. […]
Let the countdown to@ActuallyNPH …er…I mean… #tonys begin! # Drink. STAT. # Was that good for you, too? Then click here and follow my Facebook page. Or even better, join the mailing list. Free pony with every subscription. Probably.