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Never, ever underestimate how much better things can look in the morning. #
I'll be watching where they take this column. — Life, Interrupted: Facing Cancer in Your 20s: http://t.co/LJdnXhPq #
Back up even before Woot posts a new item. This does not bode [...]
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Ouch.
But enough about me, let’s hear what Erin has to say about me! Seriously. I owe this gal about seventeen margaritas. She’s guest ukeing today…and she’s quite adorable, I must say. She’s been ukeing a mere three months and listen to that girl go!
If you need me, I’ll be laying about buck naked while [...]
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I'm not the only one that writes about it…. Best Reason For Being Absent From Class http://t.co/yw8b9wFj #
I want to be Pete Seeger when I grow up. #
At what point do you admit defeat and concede that your day began at 1am? #
Oh sweet merciful and benevolent (insert deity of choice here), HE SLEEPS! #
Shingles. About [...]
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Seventy degrees? This calls for a bag of Quickcrete and some latex! #
I just wrote "30lb ball of semen" on a postcard. The surprising part? I'm pretty sure that was the first time. #
I dunno what I did to my eye, but I look like I'm dating Chris Brown. #
This amuses me endlessly: Hipster-Ass Hipster Bike [...]
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Finally saw Breaking Dawn but there was something wrong with my copy. Seems someone somehow edited out the sex scenes. #NoOtherExplanation #
Dear people of NJ, the next one of you that tells me to do something about my kid's hair is going to get punched. Probably in the vagina. #
…and then I whipped out a boob [...]
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After cancer was almost harder than the cancer itself. More of these, please. – Cancer survivor programs taking root http://t.co/OwCFJCuV #
Could one more retailer send me an email inviting me to "LEAP into savings?" Pretty please? #
Whipping out a boob at a bar? That wasn't a big adjustment. Whipping out a boob at the dentist? That's [...]
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…and then my nose became nothing more than a face nipple. #
We went with the city model…folds for easy, convenient storage. http://t.co/GV9sAzjy #
This is my kinda winter. #
Dear cheese, I know ours is a forbidden love but I MUST HAVE YOU. #
Perfection http://t.co/yjfiLJB3 #
This kid pees on chicks more than R. [...]
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I padded down the carpeted steps, pausing on the landing to absorb the lavender light pouring through the floor-to-ceiling window. Turning to descend the last several steps, my grandfather’s milky eyes supervised the endeavor as he peered out from the family portrait at the bottom of the stairs. My attention moved to the small [...]
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No pressure, Grammys, but with Etta and Whitney gone, I'm expecting some amazing tributes. Please don't suck this year. #
…and the most memorable moment of The Grammys still dancing in my head this morning? A commercial. Mostly its song. http://t.co/GexyfJa7 #
I'm having an all-bran-no-raisin kind of morning. #
It's that time of year again…. http://t.co/fOWgFDe0 #
I'm always [...]
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Mom – "This. Is. Not. Good." #
The grandparents attempt to wear Paul out… http://t.co/HFVY9AUk #
"Tell the ones that need to know – we are headed North." But unlike the song, I'm smuggling a dozen Bojangles biscuits in the trunk. #
It's way too early in the morning for Rocco to be coaching Mom on masturbation as a [...]
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