
I really shouldn’t be allowed to play with graphics programs. This is what I did yesterday instead of figuring out what’s wrong with my computer.
Because I know you all want your very own, you can get [...]
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![]() I really shouldn’t be allowed to play with graphics programs. This is what I did yesterday instead of figuring out what’s wrong with my computer. Because I know you all want your very own, you can get [...] ![]() “This book was funny and filled with details that really made these stories come alive. Smart, intelligent, and hilarious collection of essays. Also, I learned a lot about vaginas.” No, I didn’t go and publish a book without telling you. I spent most of yesterday doing research on what other memoirs are out there, and [...] It’s getting all kinds of O. Henry up in here. (Do people outside of Greensboro, North Carolina know anything about O. Henry or his stories? I swear we learned to recite “The Gift of the Magi” in kindergarten. I guess they wanted to prove we could produce things other than cotton and tobacco back home. Mmm, [...] Thom: What do you want? Me: Call your mother, Dicko. Thom: Why? Me: … Thom: Oh – the birthday thing? Me: Yes. Thom: Goodbye. [Moments pass. The phone rings.] Mom: Why did your brother just call me Dicko? Me: Oh jeez. Did he sing? Mom: He just called and said “Happy birthday, Dicko.” He said you told him to. Welcome to my world, Interwebz. There’s no [...] |
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