Watch Paint Dry

So I did it. And I didn’t vomit. And I’m still a little shaky so I’m not going to tell you anything other than where to see it. And to thank #watchpaintdry. And to thank the amazing, Vanessa Parvin for her guidance, singing, and gorgeous-etude. And that I’m opening a […]

In My Life

Rather than try and be witty here while I’m distracted with a whole mess of anxious thoughts, I’ll just tell you to go read my new piece on Parent.co instead. Because I made it a personal mission to see how many euphemisms for “penis” I could fit into a single […]

Jump Into the New Year

I have this inexplicable obsession with David Lee Roth. My current ringtone is the dude belting out Running With the Devil¬†with no backing music. I hate that song. And yet… I think it’s those kicks of his. No, not his shoes. His literal kicks. I can’t think of a better […]

I Will Find the Positive, Damnit

So. 2016. She’s been…a doozy. And I, too, find myself occasionally referring to her as a “dumpster fire” and “the year that shall not be named.” I mean, it’s hard to have Faith when George isn’t even here any more to tell me I’ve “gotta have” it. And I don’t […]

The Peace Carol (UPDATED)

If you don’t already know about Neil Kramer, you should. He writes with a vulnerability that is compulsively endearing. His eye for composition and beauty in the mundane makes my heart swell. And if you’ve been here for a while, you know I like to participate in his annual¬†Christmahanukwanzaakah Online […]

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