I’m Going To Go Back There Someday

Some days you wake up ready to take on the world, your task list fresh in your mind, your internet fast and your children compliant. And on those days, you of course reward yourself with a quick scroll through Facebook and then all productivity is lost because someone in your […]

Get Back Up Again

I have a kid in Kindergarten. Unreal, right? I’m not going to say the time flew by. I’m not going to say I don’t know where it went. It didn’t. I can account for every single day. I have the gray hairs and the wrinkles and the pounds and the […]

Dorilla the Gorilla

When the Summer began, I promised Paul we’d write a song together. And so began the journeys of our protagonist, Dorilla the Gorilla and her van, Anna. We finished it yesterday. So what better way to jump back into Ukulele Fridays than with Paul’s original composition – with backing vocals […]

The Garden Song

Earlier this week, my ukuleles and I volunteered for the toddler’s story hour at the local library. No ukuleles were harmed. Kids either. Just a smattering of sprained eardrums. I call that a win? Also? I didn’t curse even twice. (Because you know I accidentally did once. Dammit.) I learned […]

Skyway

Three-year-olds are ASSHOLES. That doesn’t really have anything to do with anything but sometimes a girl just has to vent. Speaking of vents, did you know chickens don’t have vaginas? Just their vents. Fun fact. Whip it out at summer BBQ’s. You’re welcome. Enough about children and the anatomy of […]

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