The Garden Song

Earlier this week, my ukuleles and I volunteered for the toddler’s story hour at the local library. No ukuleles were harmed. Kids either. Just a smattering of sprained eardrums. I call that a win? Also? I didn’t curse even twice. (Because you know I accidentally did once. Dammit.) I learned […]

Skyway

Three-year-olds are ASSHOLES. That doesn’t really have anything to do with anything but sometimes a girl just has to vent. Speaking of vents, did you know chickens don’t have vaginas? Just their vents. Fun fact. Whip it out at summer BBQ’s. You’re welcome. Enough about children and the anatomy of […]

Bewildered

So things are going super smoothly around here. All my dudes are sick. Rocco, without his usual fix of WebMD is having to get super creative and has at various points diagnosed them with Lyme Disease, Meningitis, and Strep Throat. I may or may not have slipped him some Benadryl. […]

Come Back and Stay

Because the internet is infinite and nothing there ever really disappears, Pinterest served me up this doozy the other day: And I was all, “OH MY GOD I KNOW THAT UKULELE!!!” So then I did some digging on this C’est_Louise person and her artwork is breathtaking. Really. Take a moment […]

Accentuate the Positive

Well. I think we can all agree it was another banner week in politics. On the plus side, it turns out I had a secret stash of outrage stored in my gut just waiting for a reason big enough to bubble over. See? POSITIVES. There are a few. Like I […]

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