Hello. My name is Magillicutty, but you can call me Maggie. Everybody calls me Maggie.
Well, Gwen doesn’t call me Maggie. In fact, she calls me Magillicunty. I don’t think she likes me very much. She’s probably just jealous because I have a Facebook account and she doesn’t.
Elly likes me though…like a whole lot. She likes me [...]
