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You know that saying about not having anything nice to say? Yeah. So I’m a little crabby. Maybe I’ve been a little crabby for a while. But this week has just left me extra brittle and busted. Like Lilo’s crotch. Sorry Lilo. See?!?! I’m already ruining my resolve to be nice today. I’d just like to make it one [...] Finally saw Breaking Dawn but there was something wrong with my copy. Seems someone somehow edited out the sex scenes. #NoOtherExplanation # After cancer was almost harder than the cancer itself. More of these, please. – Cancer survivor programs taking root http://t.co/OwCFJCuV # Nothing in this world (0r any other) is sexier than a good looking fella that can laugh at himself. I’m serious. Nothing. No. Thing. NOTHING.
*sigh* See also: Paul Rudd, Tom Smothers, all the other Monkees, and a whole mess of others I’ll think of months from now when I’m sleeping again. Anyway. This is not my favorite Monkees song, but [...] …and then my nose became nothing more than a face nipple. # Note to self: If you pick a song with “ukulele” already in the title, naming your post gets much easier. I should probably clarify that I’m not in this video. Seems I’m not feeling super well. I think I have a bug. Or a ukulele. Or fourteen or so. Currently residing in my lower intestine. And for some [...] I padded down the carpeted steps, pausing on the landing to absorb the lavender light pouring through the floor-to-ceiling window. Turning to descend the last several steps, my grandfather’s milky eyes supervised the endeavor as he peered out from the family portrait at the bottom of the stairs. My attention moved to the small [...] No pressure, Grammys, but with Etta and Whitney gone, I'm expecting some amazing tributes. Please don't suck this year. # This is a little more Molly Shannon and less Karen Carpenter, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
And confession time: I’m totally counting down the moments til Sir Paul is asleep and I can launch into my wild Friday night plans – binging on American Idol and popcorn. Do I know how to party [...] |
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