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6 months. http://t.co/u0UWzK72 #
Someone is sneaking this kid Indian food when my back is turned. There is no other possible [...]

500 Miles

Do you ever find yourself unable to will yourself out of the shower, slowly cranking up the temperature bit by bit in the hopes that either the scalding water or inevitable cold water that follows will force you to flee your warm, quiet cocoon?

Ok, me either.

So it’s not that I don’t try and record a uke [...]

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Crap. Is that a tooth? Boobs – 457, Elly – 0, Paul – 1 #
I'm so coordinated it hurts. Literally. http://t.co/I5ixF5Us #
I, too, would like my name to be pronounced with an umpty. #
Cats can sense which part of your body is most painful…and then they stand on it. While purring. #
Know who I love? @tailsofrachel [...]

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Never, ever underestimate how much better things can look in the morning. #
I'll be watching where they take this column. — Life, Interrupted: Facing Cancer in Your 20s: http://t.co/LJdnXhPq #
Back up even before Woot posts a new item. This does not bode [...]

Uke Me Tender

Ouch.

But enough about me, let’s hear what Erin has to say about me! Seriously. I owe this gal about seventeen margaritas. She’s guest ukeing today…and she’s quite adorable, I must say. She’s been ukeing a mere three months and listen to that girl go!

If you need me, I’ll be laying about buck naked while [...]

Normal is a Beautiful Thing

“Ah Ellen, you look younger every time I see you.”  His warm, Lebanese accent was soothing, as it almost always was.  Almost.

“That’s just because no one else over the age of twelve would dare leave the house wearing their hair like this.”

He shook his head and looked down at my chart.  He raised his wooly gray [...]

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I'm not the only one that writes about it…. Best Reason For Being Absent From Class http://t.co/yw8b9wFj #
I want to be Pete Seeger when I grow up. #
At what point do you admit defeat and concede that your day began at 1am? #
Oh sweet merciful and benevolent (insert deity of choice here), HE SLEEPS! #
Shingles. About [...]

La Vie En Uke

This song always makes me think of Bridget Callahan.  Well I guess not ALWAYS.  I mean, I knew the song before I knew Bridgette.  So before I met her it didn’t make me think of her.  Because obviously.

Why yes, we are still having sleep issues.  How could you tell?

Have I mentioned I tend to sort of [...]

Blue Balled

My feet were on the floor before I could fully register the sound.  The fuck?   I was sure I’d heard a crash.  The lamps on the bedside table had rattled, hadn’t they?  My water glass scraped against the stone coaster, right?  Could it have been another earthquake?  Or was that just the most vivid dream ever?

As [...]

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Seventy degrees? This calls for a bag of Quickcrete and some latex! #
I just wrote "30lb ball of semen" on a postcard. The surprising part? I'm pretty sure that was the first time. #
I dunno what I did to my eye, but I look like I'm dating Chris Brown. #
This amuses me endlessly: Hipster-Ass Hipster Bike [...]

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