Does this make anyone else nervous? http://t.co/iXfPcuag #
While raw honey and bacon fat look an awful lot alike, only one of them should go in tea. #
My throat feels like I spent the morning fellating a pineapple. I didn't. At least I don't think so. Then again, I'm a bit sleep deprived. #
Just found this captivating [...]
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 As for me, I don’t even know what my name is at the moment. But I think it’s Friday. So you people are probably expecting a uke video. But my throat feels like someone paved it with hot asphalt and then, having changed their mind, jack-hammered out said asphalt and then, having changed their mind again, [...] T-minus 40 minutes until DEEP FRIED OREOS. Breakfast of champions, BTW. #  Seriously. These just get more and more embarrassing. But you keep asking for them. So I keep posting them. And in 15 years, Paul is going to be less than pleased that his banana-coated mug was plastered on the internet.
Also? I love Deb. Because she sends me amazing things like this. And a little unicorn makes [...] *sigh* It’s not a great day to be a North Carolinian, I’m afraid. I have tons to say about yesterday’s vote, but sleep deprivation and coherent sentence structure do not go hand in hand. So instead I’ll share with you this beautiful letter written by my sister-in-law. With the exception of her choice of college basketball team [...] Mildred practices her ninja skills. http://t.co/dasGzQlg # I'm going to honor Earth Day by not showering. In fact, I've made it a week long celebration. # You: Hey, are you ever going to, you know, write stuff again? Me: Maybe? You: Seriously? Me: I’m sort of in the middle of throwing myself a pity party and I don’t like writing those posts any more than you like reading them. You: So it’s just going to be these half-assed uke videos for the next bit? Me: Seems like. [...] It's a grateful kind of day. # |
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