This Week’s Tweets

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…and then my nose became nothing more than a face nipple. #
We went with the city model…folds for easy, convenient storage. http://t.co/GV9sAzjy #
This is my kinda winter. #
Dear cheese, I know ours is a forbidden love but I MUST HAVE YOU. #
Perfection http://t.co/yjfiLJB3 #
This kid pees on chicks more than R. [...]

February 26th, 2012 | Category: Random thought | 2 comments

Ukulele Lady

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Note to self:  If you pick a song with “ukulele” already in the title, naming your post gets much easier.

I should probably clarify that I’m not in this video.  Seems I’m not feeling super well.  I think I have a bug.  Or a ukulele.  Or fourteen or so.  Currently residing in my lower intestine.

And for some [...]

February 24th, 2012 | Category: Uke Rhymes With Puke | 7 comments

Sunrise

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I padded down the carpeted steps, pausing on the landing to absorb the lavender light pouring through the floor-to-ceiling window. Turning to descend the last several steps, my grandfather’s milky eyes supervised the endeavor as he peered out from the family portrait at the bottom of the stairs. My attention moved to the small [...]

February 21st, 2012 | Category: Random thought | 25 comments

This Week’s Tweets

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No pressure, Grammys, but with Etta and Whitney gone, I'm expecting some amazing tributes. Please don't suck this year. #
…and the most memorable moment of The Grammys still dancing in my head this morning? A commercial. Mostly its song. http://t.co/GexyfJa7 #
I'm having an all-bran-no-raisin kind of morning. #
It's that time of year again…. http://t.co/fOWgFDe0 #
I'm always [...]

February 19th, 2012 | Category: Random thought | 2 comments

Superstar

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This is a little more Molly Shannon and less Karen Carpenter, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

And confession time: I’m totally counting down the moments til Sir Paul is asleep and I can launch into my wild Friday night plans – binging on American Idol and popcorn.  Do I know how to party [...]

February 17th, 2012 | Category: Uke Rhymes With Puke | 8 comments

This Week’s Tweets

Written by BugginWord

Mom – "This. Is. Not. Good." #
The grandparents attempt to wear Paul out… http://t.co/HFVY9AUk #
"Tell the ones that need to know – we are headed North." But unlike the song, I'm smuggling a dozen Bojangles biscuits in the trunk. #
It's way too early in the morning for Rocco to be coaching Mom on masturbation as a [...]

February 12th, 2012 | Category: Random thought | 2 comments

Every Rose Has Its Uke

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Unless ukes have thorns.  One of those things.  Currently both my ukes are covered in vomit.  Hence this fast, sloppy video.

….and SCENE.

May your VD not involve you contracting any new VDs.  Next year I’ll buy you something shiny. Probably.

And as [...]

February 10th, 2012 | Category: Uke Rhymes With Puke | 8 comments

This Week’s Tweets

Written by BugginWord

Just stood by while Dad explained to the optician that "The best thing for cleaning eyeglasses is white cotton underpants." #
Virginia bound. It's about time this kid found out about ranch dressing and sweet tea. #
Must be all those years living in Manhattan, but I get a bit agoraphobic when I can't reach the toilet and [...]

February 5th, 2012 | Category: Random thought | One comment

Re-uke-itation

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Paul has decided we won’t be recording a new ukulele video today.  He decided that at one am this morning and has been reminding me with a determination that is rather daunting.  So you get an old video instead.  But it tee-otally meets our VD criteria.

Now if you”ll excuse me, I”m off to shove my tits  in [...]

February 3rd, 2012 | Category: Uke Rhymes With Puke | 2 comments

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