This Week’s Tweets

• Cutting out dairy is surprisingly easy…when you replace it with bacon and french fries. #
• Huh. I thought for sure that diaper would smell like asparagus. Experiment FAIL. Also, I may need to get out more… #
• Heh. I'm easily amused at 5am apparently. http://t.co/HHnMiDll #
• Surfing the Internet looking at the #PIPA and #SOPA blackouts feels a lot like driving around the neighborhood looking at Xmas decorations. #
• Rocco just said, "When you say Harikrishna I think upbeat, fast tempo, and jazz hands." I got nothing, Interwebz. #
• As per my dream last night, happiness is $6.95. Be warned, though. You need exact change. #
• In light of my dream, I'm guessing the latest issue of Out Magazine costs $6.95. Yay @actuallynph! http://t.co/gQ5ubUQD #
• Rocco to Paul: "You're planking, dude! You're a meme!" #
• Rather than wasted milk,I prefer to think spit-up is Paul's interpretation of "one for my homies." #
• Boo. Hiss. #

Try A Little Something Different

• It’s Not a Habit
• Having a Ball
• I Guess I Could Have Just Quoted MLK Instead
• Career Possibilities
• Lessons from the Swish Alps