You may have already seen this, Interwebz. But I’ve watched it at least seven times and it still slays me. So I can’t risk you missing it. Thusly *said with a thick lisp*….
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Me: "I need another song." Rocco: "Did you do Karl Marx yet?" Me: "You mean Richard?" Rocco: "Whatever." # Phew. What a week. But it’s Friday. And I have a wine opener. I’m not afraid to use it. But first, here’s Installment Three of Uber Cheesy 80′s Love Songs Massacred on Herbert for VD Awareness. Or something.
Cutting out dairy is surprisingly easy…when you replace it with bacon and french fries. # This is what happens when I don’t get my shit together and record the video the night before. But a gal can’t waste a chance to uke a cheesy 80′s love song, can she? Shout out to Joules for reading my mind and giving me the confirmation that this counts as a VD song. Heh. Nothing says [...] Apparently it’s going to take me more than three months to not squirm at the “m word.” And no, I don’t mean moist. So. I’ve been a…*cough*…a mo…*swallow*…a moth…*cough, cough*…a mothe…*ahem*…a MOTHER (there I said it!) for three months. Three months. THREE. MONTHS. (Hey, Jenny Slater.) Also? Please don’t expect me to call Rocco “Dad.” “Dad” lives in [...] God bless The Oatmeal. And hooray for Veg because she finds the [...] Everyday is an exciting new adventure in bodily fluids…and not so fluids. #  It’s like Fiona Apple came up with the title for this post, eh? Also you can’t use pictures as titles. Otherwise…. And I’m thinking that between now and Valentine’s Day, all the Friday ukes should be cheesy love songs. I have a few in mind, but I’m totally open to suggestions, too. And large sums of money. And [...] Brace yourself, Interwebz. I have to talk about my boobs again. For those of you desperately in need of a vagina fix (Heh. That was way more fun to type than I even imagined.), may I suggest checking out this link. (So incredibly not safe for work but still amusing.) Or this one. (Well I think it’s [...] |
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