This Week’s Tweets

• Not wanting to relive it is not the same as trying to forget it ever happened. If you need me, I'll be hiding from all media today. #
• As Rocco heads out to mow the lawn rocking his gym shorts and black socks, I'm realizing that I may well have married my dad. #
• I seem to have broken my mac.I didn't even know that was possible. #IShouldntBeAllowedNearElectronics #
• If you haven't yet, please "like" the fan page for Lymphomania – my cancer memoir. I'll owe you a pony. Or twelve. http://t.co/loEk6ih #
• A fascinating and (fingers crossed) promising new treatment for cancer – thanks to the AIDS virus. http://t.co/QYaQpR8 #
• Speaking of cancer and kicking its ass, @LaBarreness is back. And I couldn't be happier. #
• If you string the words molten, lava, and chocolate together on a desert menu, I'm pretty much doomed. #
• I happen to think this is a perfectly acceptable "going home" outfit for the parasite. My mother has her doubts. http://t.co/PRAMY1O #
• I'm enjoying this crisp weather but my toes aren't. Good thing Rocco's home to help with socks. #
• Rocco: Pedophillia jokes don't seem as quite as funny as they used to…but I can't seem to stop telling them. #

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