- I'm loving all the same-sex wedding announcements in the Times today. Just lovely. #
- Hi Monday. Prepare to have your ass kicked. #
- I woke up with this song in my head. It's still there. No, it's not at all annoying. Nope. Not at all. http://t.co/yjvnbu4 #stabme #
- This cannot end well… http://twitpic.com/600cqa #
- Some days I'm just fine with it being a small world. Just so long as it isn't a creepy animatronic doll reminding me of the fact. #
- There's a whole mess of excessive pummeling in my splenicular cavity today. #
Yeah — cats, ladders and paint. A sure recipe for disaster!
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How in the world did you manage to have a kick-ass attitude on a Monday?! Seriously, I need to know. It’s Sunday for Morgan Freeman’s sake!
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What could you have possibly done that was so bad you deserved the My Buddy song?
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Oucn. As if having a song stuck in your head wasn’t bad enough, waking up with it the next day makes me want to stab myself.
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Everything about your tweets make me happy.
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