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 So I killed another cell phone. I’m really quite talented when it comes to electronics, don’t you think? So for those of you keeping count, this will be my 11th Palm Pre since July of 2009. No idea why HP isn’t going to support the technology anymore. *sigh* But in the process of cleaning out the phones, [...] Well all in all I’d say it’s been a fairly uneventful couple of days – just your average weekend filled with a hurricane, a house guest we tricked into cleaning, and then a little party where 40 or so people came to visit. While at the grocery store yesterday, procuring supplies for the soirée, we bought a [...] I get knocked up, move to suburbia, and suddenly I'm all "Imma learn to sew and make my own mobile." I need an int http://t.co/i8owmbZ # Just because it would be downright tragic if any of you missed this, here’s the new video of OK Go performing the Muppet theme song. Because OBVIOUSLY.
There’s a whole album, you know. It’s just filled with muppetational songs and it’s called Muppets: The Green Album. NPR has the whole thing available for a listen [...] You know what really chafes my ass? Hemorrhoids. I’m naming this one Artemis. I’d estimate he’s about the size of a semi truck. I know, I know the God was a chick, but it’s my hemorrhoid and I’ll decide what his gender is. And HE is a total dick. Ergo… Of course, all the over-the-counter stuff used to [...] It really doesn’t take much to amuse me. Still, everything about this made me happy. Even on a *gasp* Monday. I want to be hyperon’s new bestie. How can I make that happen? Also? I’m going to invaginate some tortillas and make some Mexican [...] I'm pretty sure it's never too early for a brownie. Or prosecco. But I only have access to one of them right now… # One of these weeks I’m going to remember to record a uke video earlier in the week just in case my hands swell up like The Jolie’s lips. Or LiLo’s crotch. Or Rod Stewart’s ego. Whatever. I didn’t do it this week. And I feel like I’m typing with a fistful of sledgehammers. So I won’t be [...]  I’ve never chewed my way through a screen, but I’m pretty sure my brothers have had this conversation. While there’s not much I won’t do for a laugh, I won’t be donning this for your amusement.
This either. And last but not least, this is the single scariest picture I’ve ever seen.
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