Poor Rocco just walked in on me watching a step by step video tutorial on creating the perfect vagina cupcake. I can hear him hiding the cupcake tins already.
In other news, it’s my dad’s birthday today. So I have to show off this super adorable Polaroid I found of him while unpacking.
Don’t worry, Mom has a matching one, too.
I know. I have the cutest parents EVER. And that’s why this uke is for you, Dad. Happy Birthday. To everyone else? Boy am I sorry to subject you to this. Not sorry enough to shower or put on makeup though, apparently. You’re welcome.
Happy Friday. Happy Motherfuckingboozetime. In ten weeks I look forward to joining you again in a cocktail…or forty-seven.